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  1. 3 points
    Was told about this site by a friend. I am happy to be here. :) Moshe Martian
  2. 3 points
    Loved this film I was most entertained watching my missus too she's a big fan will definitely see again
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    Avengers: Endgame beats box office records Avengers: Endgame has made box office history by taking a record-breaking $1.2bn (£929m) in global ticket sales in its opening run. The Disney blockbuster has become the fastest film ever to break the $1bn barrier, doing so in just five days. Endgame is the 22nd offering in the Marvel Studios superhero franchise. Its opening takings smashed the previous global debut record of $640m set by last year's Avengers: Infinity War. In the US alone, Endgame - which stars Robert Downey Jr as Iron Man - brought in a record $350m, and also enjoyed the UK and Ireland's biggest opening ever with takings of £43.7m. Forbes notes that 45% of the global ticket sales came from 3-D showings around the world while $91.5m (£70.7m) came from IMAX screens, double Marvel Studio's previous opening weekend record. Also 4DX - the cinema experience with stimulating effects like water, wind, scent and strobe lighting - earned $15m (£11.6m) globally on the movie. Walt Disney Studios Chairman Alan Horn said in a statement: "Though Endgame is far from an end for the Marvel Cinematic Universe, these first 22 films constitute a sprawling achievement, and this weekend's monumental success is a testament to the world they've envisioned, the talent involved, and their collective passion, matched by the irrepressible enthusiasm of fans around the world". The popular Avengers franchise began back in 2008 with Iron Man. Endgame has received positive reviews from critics, with a 96% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Endgame features stars including Downey Jr, Chris Hemsworth and Scarlett Johansson who play a group of superheroes battling the villain Thanos, played by Josh Brolin.
  4. 3 points
    "wot an orrible little man" he was sitting there waiting on another victim
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    How to restart Explorer.exe to fix a frozen desktop Start Menu, File Explorer and more on Windows 10 If taskbar, Start menu, or File Explorer stop responding, then try restarting the Windows Explorer process On Windows 10, "Windows Explorer" (Explorer.exe) is the process responsible for starting and displaying most of the user interface (UI), including the desktop, taskbar, Action Center, Start menu, and File Explorer. Usually, the process can work without a glitch for a long time, but eventually one or more of its elements could break causing Windows 10 to freeze or stop responding entirely, leaving you unable to open the Start menu or interact with the taskbar or other experiences. When this occurs, most users will just reach for the power button to fix the problem, but it could be an issue that you may be able to resolve by simply restarting the process without the risk of losing unsaved changes. In this Windows 10 guide, we'll walk you through several ways to quickly restart the Explorer.exe process to fix UI problems. Important: Although many of the UI problems can happen because of issues with the Windows Explorer process, it can also be a graphics driver related problem, including when the screen flashes or flickers. How to reset Explorer.exe using Task Manager On Windows 10, you can reset the Windows Explorer process in at least two different ways using Task Manager. Restarting Explorer using Processes tab To restart Explorer.exe with the Processes tab to fix common UI issues on Windows 10, use these steps: Use the Ctrl + Shift + ESC keyboard shortcut to open the Task Manager experience. Quick tip: There's not just one way to open Task Manager, you can access the experience in various ways. For example, through the Ctrl + Alt + Del keyboard shortcut, power user menu (Windows key + X keyboard shortcut ), searching for the app in the Start menu, and more. However, if you're having problems with the UI, the Ctrl + Shift + ESC keyboard shortcut is perhaps the most direct way to the experience. If you're using the Task Manager in compact mode, click the More details button in the bottom-left corner. Click on the Processes tab. Under the "Windows processes" section, select the Windows Explorer process. Click the Restart button on the bottom-right corner. Once you complete the steps, the process will terminate and restart automatically, fixing common problems, such as when the Start menu won't open or you can't interact with the taskbar or File Explorer. Restarting Explorer using Details tab To restart Explorer.exe with the Details tab to fix common UI issues on Windows 10, use these steps: Use the Ctrl + Shift + ESC keyboard shortcut to open the Task Manager experience. If you're using the Task Manager in compact mode, click the More details button in the bottom-left corner. Click on the Details tab. Right-click the explorer.exe process and select the End task option. Click the End process button. Click the File menu, and select the Run new task option. Type the following command to restart the process and click the OK button: explorer.exe After you complete the steps, the Explorer.exe restart again hopefully fixing freezes and other issues with the desktop environment. Windows Explorer process changes with the May 2019 Update Starting with the Windows 10 May 2019 Update, the Start menu will appear as a separate StartMenuExperienceHost.exe process to streamline debugging and isolate the feature from possible problems. However, you won't necessarily need to terminate both processes to troubleshoot issues, as ending the Explorer.exe will also automatically reset the new Start process. Just keep in mind that if you end the StartMenuExperienceHost.exe process it won't terminate the Explorer.exe process. Also, unlike Explorer.exe, whether you terminate or restart the process, StartMenuExperienceHost.exe should always start again automatically. In the rare case that the Start menu doesn't start automatically (no pun intended), then you can force it using these steps: Use the Ctrl + Shift + ESC keyboard shortcut to open the Task Manager experience. If you're using the Task Manager in compact mode, click the More details button in the bottom-left corner. Click the File menu, and select the Run new task option. Type the following command and click the OK button: %SystemRoot%\SystemApps\Microsoft.Windows.StartMenuExperienceHost_cw5n1h2txyewy\StartMenuExperienceHost.exe How to reset Explorer.exe using batch file Alternatively, you can also create a batch file that includes the commands to quickly terminate and restart the Windows Explorer process automatically using these steps: Open Start. Search for Notepad and click the top result to open the app. Copy and paste the following script to the text file: taskkill /f /im explorer.exe start explorer.exe Click the File menu, and select the Save As option. Type a descriptive name with a .bat file extension. Quick tip: It's recommended to save the batch file in the desktop, in case the experience freezes, and you need a quick way to restart the process. Click the Save button. Once you complete the steps, when you're having problems with the taskbar, Start menu, or File Explorer, simply double-click the batch file to reset the Explorer.exe process.
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    After the Ark... Long after the Ark had landed and Noah had told all the animals to go forth and multiply, he decided to venture out into the world and see how all the animals were doing. He saw all the animals were thriving...except one pair of snakes, who had not yet reproduced. Noah asked them what was wrong, and the snakes asked Noah to cut down a tree and chop it into sections. Confused, Noah did so, and went away. He returned several weeks later to find the snakes with several little baby’s snakes. Still confused, Noah asked the snakes, "Why did you need me to cut down a tree for you to reproduce?" The snakes replied, "We're adders; we can't multiply without logs."
  7. 3 points
    love it.............
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    Low Exchange Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red-light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away. The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So, the madam sends her over to Hans. The sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves. Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson. So, she goes over to Hans and says that she's the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap. Hans leans forwards and whispers in her ear: "Can I pay in Euros?"
  9. 2 points
    hehehe.. poor kid.. lol..
  10. 2 points
    Sorry guys but I don't do anything but laptops or more specifically MacBook Pro. Luckily the charity pays for it so it saves me a fortune.
  11. 2 points
    Blame The Bubbles I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!" The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Double mint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the nurse to his wife's room. About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company." The man then followed the nurse to his wife's room. The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."
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    Mud sticks A woman goes to see the doctor. "Doctor, doctor, I'm very worried about my son," She said. "All he does is play football all day; then he comes in covered in mud and walks all over the clean carpet." "I rather think you may be over-reacting," said the doctor reassuringly. "Sons often behave like that." "I know, doctor," said the woman. "But it's not just me that's worried about him. His wife is too."
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    How Dogs Are Better Than Women A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. A dog's parents will never visit you. Another man will seldom steal your dog. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs do not hate their bodies. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. Dogs don't care about previous dogs in your life. Dogs don't get mad at you when you pet another dog. Dogs don't shop. Dogs enjoy petting in public. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. Dogs love it when you leave your clothes on the floor. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. Dogs limit their time in the bathroom to a quick drink. Dogs never expect flowers on Valentine's Day. Dogs never expect you to call them. Dogs seldom outlive you. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs won't hold out on you to get a new car. Dogs won't get mad at you if you forget their birthday. If A dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. If A dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. If A dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. If A dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free. No dog will ever wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you. The later you are, the more excited your dog are to see you. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
  14. 2 points
    check out this mastery of engineering feat.. classic..
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    Stolen Car After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned. There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star." Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late, they find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from throughout the house. And, there is a note on the door reading: "I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?"
  16. 2 points
    g'day Moshe welcome to CyberPhoenix I know you'll enjoy it here .....
  17. 2 points
    omfg.. that is unbelievably disgusting to begin with, but what kind of a wretch of a man would do what that guy did and allowed to another.. just horrible..
  18. 2 points
    Why I Love Retirement How many days in a week? -- 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday When is a retiree’s bedtime? -- Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? -- Only one, but it might take all day. What’s the biggest gripe of retirees? -- Not enough time to get everything done. Why don’t retirees mind being called “senior citizens?” -- The term comes with a discount. What is considered formal attire among retirees? -- Shoes with laces. Why do retirees count pennies? -- They have the time. What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? -- Nuts! Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? -- As soon as they do, one of their kids will want to store stuff there. What do retirees call a long lunch? -- Normal. What is the best way to describe retirement? -- The never-ending coffee breaks. What’s the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? -- If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. Why does a retiree often say he doesn’t miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? -- He is too polite to tell the whole truth. What do you do all week? -- Monday to Friday, nothing; Saturdays and Sundays, I rest!
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    How Dogs Are Better Than Men Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. Dogs miss you when you’re gone. Dogs feel guilty when they’ve done something wrong. Dogs admit when they’re jealous. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch. And they never laugh at how you throw. You can train a dog. Dogs are easy to buy for. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (Well, truthfully rabies is the worst, but there IS a vaccine for it. And, you get to kill the one that gave it to you!) Dogs understand what “no” means. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
  20. 2 points
    yep im not trainable.. dog is better.. lmao..
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    The End Is Near Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish on the border of Northern Ireland and Republic of Ireland, and Patrick is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road. One day they are seen together, erecting a sign which reads: "THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE." As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells: "Leave people alone, your religious nutters. We don't need your lectures." From around the next curve they hear screeching tyres and a big splash. Shaking his head, Father Patrick says: "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'." "Yaa, Sean agrees, then adds: "Do ya tink maybe da sign should just say: "BRIDGE CLOSED"?
  22. 2 points
    hehehe.. there u go with religious speaker heads speaking cryptic, instead of just giving u the straight answer.. lmfao..
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    Three guys die and go to heaven The first one goes up to St. Peter who says, "I have only one question before you enter heaven: were you faithful to your wife?" The guy answers, "Yes, I never even looked at another woman." St. Peter tells him: "See that Rolls Royce Sweptail over there? That's your car to drive while you're in heaven". The second guy gets the same question, and answers: "Once I strayed, but I confessed to my wife and she forgave me, and we worked it out." St. Peter tells him: "See that new Buick Luxury Car over there? That's your car to use in heaven". The third guy answers the same question: "I have to admit, I chased every bit of tail I could, and was with a lot of women." St. Peter says, "OK, but you were basically a good guy, so that old three-wheel Reliant Robin car over there is yours to use while You’re in heaven." The three guys go off on their separate ways. A few weeks later, #2 and #3 are driving along in the Buick when they see #1's Rolls Royce Sweptail parked outside of a bar. They stop and go into the bar, and find #1 with empty bottles all around him, slumped with his face in his hands on the counter. They come up to him and #2 says: "Bud, what could possibly be so bad - you're in heaven, you drive a Rolls Royce Sweptail, and everything is great!" He says: "I saw my wife today!" The other 2 reply, "That's great! So, what's the problem?" He answers: "She was riding a bicycle!"
  24. 2 points
    bahahaha.. his wife was a total harlot and he was totally faithful.. poor slub.. lmfao..
  25. 2 points
    hehehe.. tards.. lol..