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    Celibacy Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend seminar, Ken and his wife, Janet, listened to the speaker declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other”. He then addressed the men, “Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?” Ken leaned over, touched Janet’s arm gently, and whispered, “It's Homepride, isn't it?" And thus, began Ken's life of celibacy!!
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    <<< List of Programs I Use To Make My Computer Run Like King >>> now i wrote this out to a single person, but i thought i would share it with everyone.. i decided todo this, cuz i think it could really be useful to anyone that is a seasoned computer veteran or a new computer newbie.. so here u all go.. look, this is a list of exactly what i use on my main computer for taking care of it, from Anitvirus, to optimizations, to cleaners, to browser, ect.. u my friend, should really mimic it as after multiple yrs of trial and error and over 20+ yrs of computer repair for clients i have it down to a specific science.. so here is my list and again this list is only for care products i use and of course not, all the programs i use on my computer >>> CPU-Z v1.89 - Portable - x86 & x64 (used to monitor your core hardware) HWMonitor v1.40.0 - Portable - x86 & x64 (used to monitor tempatures & fan speeds of ur hardware) Driver Easy Pro v5.6.11.29999 (when used in tandem with Driver Booster, it will find every single driver known) IObit Driver Booster Pro v6.5.0.422 (best known driver program and offers an amazing list of other features to make ur computer better) IOBit Advanced SystemCare Ultimate v12.2.0.130 (best optimizer on the market by far and the Ultimate offers a builtin AV) IObit Malware Fighter Pro v7.1.0.5675 (amazing malware program that offers ransomware protection, along with using bitdefender core) IObit Smart Defrag Pro v6.3.0.229 (IMO best defrag program, plus offers boot defragment and trim options for SSD's) IObit Uninstaller Pro v9.0.0.39 (hands down best uninstaller program ever, plus this version is in beta so no need to crack) Laplink PCmover Pro v11.01.1009.0 (makes exact copy of ur OS, including installed programs.. no other program like this on the market) Macrium Reflect - Workstation Pro v7.2.4325 - x64 (makes a backup of ur OS, that can fix during Boot) Malwarebytes Anti-Exploit Premium v1.13.1.63 (protects against exploiting of ur browser/media programs/java) TrackOFF Standard v4.9.0.25167 (stops tracking of ur online traffic, protecting u from fraudulent attempts) Tweak-SSD v2.0.50 - x86 & x64 (makes ur SSD run at top performance, only needed if ur using a SSD for an OS) Yamicsoft Windows 7 Manager v5.1.9.3 DC 04.03.2019 (best optimizing program on the market) Comodo Firewall v12.0.0.6818 (by far the best firewall on the market even compared to paid programs) IObit Unlocker v1.1.2 (only known program that actually lets u move/delete/unlock files that r locked by the OS) TCPOptimizer v4.1.0 (best program on the market for optimizing ur internet speeds regardless if wired or wireless) Opera GX v60.0.3255.50747 - x64 (best browser for security as it offers a built in VPN and this is the only browser on the market that is design for a gaming environment.. what that means is every other browser on the market can use as much RAM as it wants (no matter what).. im sure u have notice ur browser, which ever one u use, after opening 3+ tabs it uses a ridiculous amount of RAM.. well this browser lets u set how much RAM and CPU usage it is allowed to use (puts the power back in ur hands and not in the programs).. so regardless if ur a gamer or not, it still is the best one to use.. im using it now and ive never been more impressed with a browser ever and ive used every browser on the market from chrome, firefox, brave, maxthon, edge, etc.) there it is.. with this core set of programs my computer is quite literally fort knox and runs at super high speeds, never lags and i seriously have zero problems ever.. just a heads up on this one, u should really adopt it.. i mean unless of course u like computer headaches and frustration from a sloppy system that has memory problems and invasion for malware, just sayin.. if u need any help finding any of these programs just let me know.. some of these programs u r using already, some r paid that need to be cracked of course and some r free.. talk to u soon, my friend..
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    CCleaner is a program I use and I have CCEnhancer CCleaner: https://www.ccleaner.com/ CCEnhancer: https://singularlabs.com/software/ccenhancer/
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    i will post a link for MSFT Office 2016 x64 with a proper KMS Activator included in the zipped download that i will provide u when im back from vacation.. it will either be tomorrow or at the latest wednesday.. cheers, my friend.. since u also stated that the majority of ur software on both ur laptop and desktop r quite outdated.. please review this internal link below for possible suggestions from me on how to make ur computer run to its absolute best ability as it can with simple software alterations combined with ur particular hardware..
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    Thanks for ideas here... Setting up my roady laptop to be independent of my home workstation for xtended lengths of time. Means updating and cramming in everything I use, or *might* use.. 500g drv, Win7U, I7, 12g. abt to do a hard drv swap w/2t SSD, so a lot to catch up on. I haven't needed business stuff for a 5 yr stretch, and now I do. So the Dell beast is now on the operating table for transplants and new versatility. The 2016 Office info settles that for me. I want stable. I just can't justify staying back with 2003, file compatibility, etc. Gotta stay w/MS cause I have many past years of heavy use in some IT related areas. Dang, the laptop is stuck in 2013ish, all software setups same era. Gotta upgrade my ACAD11, Adobe crap, Engineering progs and audio/vid editors, utilities, ugh. But obviously, a lot doesn't have to be messed with. I'll start with MSO 2016... Thanks!
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    Whole new meaning to Epic Drunkard Fail..
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    Where is that bottle and I need a case
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    Only One Sale? A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes, I was a salesman in the country" said the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up." The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?". "One," said the young salesman. "Only one," blurted the boss, "Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?" "Three hundred thousand dollars," said the young man. "How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss. "Well," said the salesman, "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser." The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?" "No," answered the salesman, "He came in to buy a box of Tampons for his wife and I said to him: "Your weekend's shot, you may as well go fishing."
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    Thank you Rædwulf VPN Unlimited?
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    OK, sorry...
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    first off, thank u very much for following my directions on starting a new thread for ur support as it is very appreciated.. with that said, I will be back from vacation this Tuesday.. all I have with me is my phone and i need my pc to make u a proper video tutorial.. so please have some patience and ill post a video with audio directions on how to properly utilize the KMSAuto++ tool set to crack MSFT Office 2016.. this way u will then have a video on ur pc that u can reference to again and again.. this also allows other members that might be in the same situation an answer to their problems.. it is a win win for everyone, cuz to be totally honest here it will take me half the time to just make a video.. then using images and typing it all out and it actually will, i think, be easier for u as well.. so on Wednesday i will try my hardest to upload that video tutorial for u, okay.. cheers, my friend..
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    Burning Building There was a burning building with a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde at the top. The firemen are yelling to the redhead to jump into a blanket and she jumps off the building and right as she was about to safely hit the blanket, they moved it and she dies. They yell to the brunette to jump but she says, “No I saw what you did to the redhead"! They shout we don't like redheads! So, the brunette jumps and sure enough they move the blanket and she dies. Then they shout to the blonde to jump off into the blanket. But the blonde says, “no I saw what you did to them"! They shout, we don't like them! The blonde then says: "I don't trust you guys, put the blanket on the ground and step back!"
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    Gorillas Perfect Their Selfie Style Two gorillas have been snapped apparently mimicking human behaviour, in a remarkable selfie with a park ranger who helped rescue them as babies. The photo, taken by a worker at Virunga National Park in the Democratic Republic of Congo, swiftly went viral after being shared on Facebook. "Another day at the office..." Mathieu Shamavu wrote alongside the image, which has been shared more than 20,000 times. Female gorillas Ndakazi and Ndeze appear to be naturals in front of the camera; one stands proudly in a power pose with her feet wide apart, while the other leans forward to make it into the shot. "Those gorilla gals are always acting cheeky so this was the perfect shot of their true personalities," Virunga National Park wrote on Instagram. "Also, it's no surprise to see these girls on their two feet either -- most primates are comfortable walking upright (bipedalism) for short bursts of time," it added. The park, which stretches along the northeast region of the country, is home to 22 primate species, including three great apes. It's estimated that 1,000 mountain gorillas inhabit the site. More than 600 rangers work to safeguard wildlife at the park, a 3,000-square-mile site that has frequently seen violence and outbreaks of conflict. Several rangers have been killed there, and two Britons were kidnapped on the site last year.
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    Ok Shark Week is coming back to Discovery Channel, So I'm moving this to the top of the Fun & Laugh Section
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    Hahahahahahahaha.......... That was nearly as funny as my grandma swallowing her false teeth whilst trying to hold a fart in!..... but also relatively sad considering all those kiddies around!... Excellent marketing strategy if aimed at the right audience! hahahahaha.