Reflections...
After Monday and Tuesday even the Calendar says - W T F...
I have to stop saying "How Stupid Can You Be"
People are starting to take it as a challenge.!
Sign seen on the back of a Horse Trailer,
Caution floor covered with Political Promises.
People say drinking Milk makes you stronger.!
I drink 5 glasses of Milk and try and move a wall..
I can't.!
I then drink 5 glasses of wine.
The wall moves by itself.!
If I refuse to Nap...
Is that resisting A Rest.?
If you mated a Bulldog and a Shitzu...
Would it be called a Bullshit.?
Exercise:
1 - Place a concrete block on the floor...
2 - Walk around it twice...
3 - Sit down - relax...
You have just walked around the block 2 times..!
Common Sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden..
They had to get a translator in at the Benefits Office today...
Somebody came in speaking English.!