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Mexican Word for the Day Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Wheelchair. We Only Have One Enchilada Left, But Don't Worry "Wheelchair". Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Mushroom. When All The Family Get In The Car, There is not "Mushroom" Left. Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Bishop My Wife Fell Down The Stairs, So I had To Pick The "Bishop". Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Budweiser. That Girl Has A Nice Body, "Budweiser" Face So Ugly? Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Herpes. My Friend And I Ordered Pizza. I Got My Piece And She Gotr "Herpes". Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Chicken. My Wife WantedMe To Go To The Store, But "Chicken" Go Herself. Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Cheese. Juanita Likes Me But "Cheese" Ugly. Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Bodywash. I Wanted To Go To The CLub Tonight, But No "Bodywash" My Kids.

Sunday morning senior sex Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Push A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it’s 3am in the morning and it’s well pouring with rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! "God loves drunk people too you know." The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.

Profound words from Chinese Emperor "Yang Lee Zhou" All men are seduced into believing they're marrying or dating nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves.... But the maniac stays.

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