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5 Riddles 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? 3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away? 4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? 5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so! Answers Did you solve all the riddles? Tell us in the section below!

A victim of scam I was the victim of the latest scam now occurring in shopping mall parking lots. Two good-looking young women come to your car as you are parking. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse. While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the back seat and then they both start begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants. This is when they steal your wallet. I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday; But couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday. You've been warned!!

29 Tee Shirt Slogans At My Age, Getting Lucky Is Finding My Car in the Parking Lot. Remember When Sex Was Safe and Skydiving Was Dangerous? (On the front) Randolph-Macon Woman's College (On the back) Not a Girls' School with No Men, but a Women's College with No Boys. (On a motorcycle rider's t-shirt - back) If you can read this, then the bitch fell off My IQ came back negative :-) We Got Rid of the Kids -- The Cat Was Allergic. Don't Worry, Mom -- It's Just a Phase. Kids: You Spend the First Two Years of Their Lives Teaching Them to Walk and Talk -- and the Next 19 Telling Them to Sit Down and Shut Up. (On the front) 60 Is Not Old . . . (On the back) If You're a Tree. I'm Still Hot -- It Just Comes in Flashes. I'm Not 50 -- I'm $49.95 Plus Tax. I Know I Came Into This Room for a Reason. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up! I Used to Have a Handle on Life, But It Broke. My Reality Check Just Bounced. Cancel My Subscription -- I Don't Need Your Issues. Dangerously Under Medicated. Madness Takes Its Toll -- Please Have Exact Change. Every Time I Hear the Dirty Word 'Exercise,' I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate. Earth Is the Insane Asylum for the Universe. Life Is Short -- Make Fun of It. Buckle Up. It Makes It Harder for the Aliens to Snatch You From Your Car. Hang Up and Drive. I Took the Road Less Travelled, and Now Where the Heck Am I? Welcome to Mississippi -- Set Your Watch Back 30 Years. Use Vowels Every Day or You'll Get Consonated. Don't Hate Yourself in the Morning -- Sleep Till Noon. I'm Not a Snob. I'm Just Better Than You Are. Live Your Life So That When You Die, the Minister Will Not Have to Tell Any Lies at Your Funeral.

lol right.. i got at least one correct.. the juice cup one was cake..

Toddler boys play catch with neighbour's dog over fence This adorable video of a two-year-old boy playing catch with his neighbour's dog has gone viral, and we can definitely see why.