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Brewing Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests "Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?" Wife looks confused: "But that's your task, honey." “What? Why?” "It’s all over the Bible, dearest." "The Bible says nothing about who’s supposed to be brewing coffee!" The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random: "See? Everywhere: Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews."

BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for my beliefs and myself, they call me a /*/ bitch. /*/ When I stand up for those, I love, they call me a /*/ bitch. /*/ When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a /*/ bitch. /*/ Being a /*/bitch /*/ means I won’t compromise what’s in my heart. It means I live my life *_ MY _* way. It means I won’t allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a /*/ bitch. /*/ The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone’s maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won’t become anyone else’s idea of what they think I ‘should’ be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, and try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won’t succeed. And if that makes me a /*/bitch /*/, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it. B – Babe I – In T – Total C – Control of H – Herself B = Beautiful I = Intelligent T = Talented C = Charming H = Hell of a Woman B = Beautiful I = Individual T = That C = Can H = Handle anything

the set of balls on that man.. lmao..

that's nuts..