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Birthday Suit A man walked out of the bathroom naked. He declared to his wife, “It’s really hot outside, way too hot for clothes. What do you suppose our neighbors would say if I did all the yard work today in my birthday suit?” She took one look at him and said, “I know exactly what they’d say. That I married you for your money.”

10. At a Christian Academy the Preacher went to the classroom and asked the class "Where do you think GOD is?" A young girl answered "I think GOD is in my Heart" The Preacher replied "Great" A young boy then said "I think GOD is everywhere" The Preacher replied "Excellent" Then little Bobby said "I think GOD is in my Bathroom" The Preacher replied "Why do you think that My Son" Bobby replied "My Daddy keeps yelling "My god, my god are you still in there"

Being 6 Again A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, and the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, soda, and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six years old again?" With one eye opened she replied. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

Australian Football Grand Final A man with tickets to the AFL GRAND FINAL finds his seat and relaxes. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," says the stranger. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the AFL GRAND FINAL and not use it?" "Well, actually, the seat belongs to my wife. I was supposed to come with her, but she passed away. This is the first GRAND FINAL we haven't been to together since we got married in 1957." The stranger replies, "Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. Couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at her funeral."

Funny funny...

Too focused that guy...

haha thats a good one tech..

I would of said Helloooooooo

hahaha zorro.. come on man..

this is just priceless.. lmao.. kids will say the darnedest things..

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