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A Toast Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of my life between the legs of me wife!". And he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night. In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?" So, he told her, "Here's to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh," she said, "that was very nice, dear." The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?" She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".

fine Sandpaper Pinocchio bumps into his old pal Geppetto, the carpenter who made him... Geppetto asks how he is getting on with his girlfriend. "Not bad," Pinocchio says, "but when we have sex she keeps complaining about the splinters." "Don't worry," says Geppetto, "I'll give you a sheet of fine sandpaper. That should sort out the problem." A few weeks later, they meet again. "How are things with your girlfriend now?" asks Geppetto. Pinocchio replies, "Who needs a girlfriend"

10 Reasons Studying is better than Sex You can usually find someone to do it with. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it. A little coffee and you can do it all night. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser." You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle. You don't have to put your beer down to do it. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.

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100 percent right on that one my friend..

The mind is everything. What you think you become. - Buddha

Hello Here im posting u the eclipse projects that has all the example codes that i wrote on most of the packages and concepts in core java with self explanatory comments... i wrote this to teach my friends... hope it helps you... (this mainly has programs related to most of the concepts and packages in jdk 1.6) https://www.dropbox.com/s/2mans7auszsg87s/Core_Java.rar