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    Three Pilots There was a Mexican, an American and a Japanese pilot. They were taking turns flying over each of their countries. so, they were flying over Japan and the Japanese guy drops an orange on his country and the other two ask why he did that and he said "Because I love my country and oranges signifies courage, happiness, love, and good health!" So, they went on to America and the American drops an apple on his country so the other two asked him why he did that and he said " Because I love my country and majority of Americans own at least one Apple product " So, they went on to Mexico and the Mexican drops a bomb on his country so the other two asked why he did that and he said " Because I hate my country, we have high crime rates, high unemployment and poverty" They all return to their respective countries. The Japanese guy was walking and he saw a kid crying so he said what’s the matter and the kid said an orange fell out of the sky and hit me in the head. Then the American was walking and he saw a kid crying so he asked what happened and the kid said an apple fell out of the sky and hit him in the head. Then the Mexican was walking and he saw a kid laughing and he ask what are you so happy about and kid said "I farted and the building behind me exploded".
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    Bedroom Golf The Rules of Bedroom Golf: Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well-formed mounds and bunkers. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case. Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole. Players are strongly advised to get the owner’s permission before attempting to play the backside. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
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    Which cup will be the first to be filled? The photograph shows a hand pouring coffee into a set of chutes that each lead to one of four cups. Your goal is to determine which cup will be the first to be filled with coffee. Correct answer: Did you try to solve the puzzle.......Was it easy? Tell us in the section below!
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    It’s So Cold I just got off the phone with a friend living in northern Montana, near the Canadian border. ‘’He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.’’ ‘’The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare...’’ ‘’He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in."
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    very cute n creative....
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    skiers Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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    lol.. now that is a cute joke..
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    Golf Panties.... The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded. 'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.' Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.' Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear"! Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. 'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.' The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb ..... Tidy yerself up a bit''
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