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Every Stan Lee Cameo (1989 – 2018) According to the comments on YouTube, this compilation may have missed a few cameos and a couple of the dates of the films are incorrect, but this is still the most comprehensive compilation I could find online (up to and including Thor: Ragnarok). Sadly, the legendary comic book creator passed away on November 12, 2018. In collaboration with several artists – particularly Jack Kirby and Steve Ditko – he co-created Spider-Man, the Hulk, Doctor Strange, the Fantastic Four, Daredevil, Black Panther, the X-Men, and – also with co-writer Larry Lieber – Ant-Man, Iron Man, and Thor. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Lee

RIP Stan Lee you were Loved and will be Loved Forever

that was a great share neo.. hilarious.. too bad he passed..

that's a perfect song for u my friend..

The #1 song on Tuesday, September 16th 1975 was: Rhinestone Cowboy by Glen Campbell

Complete and Finished The difference between the words 'complete' and 'finished' Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but there is: When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!!!

He was the real superhero behind the superheroes. RIP Stan Lee

Missing Wife A husband went to the police station to report his missing wife: Husband: I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Oh, 5 something. . Sergeant: Build? Husband: Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Colour of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Colour of hair? Husband: Changes according to season. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly. Sergeant: Did she go in a car? Husband: Yes. Sergeant: What kind of car was it? Husband: She a 2014 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark grey metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.……………. at this point the husband started crying... Sergeant: Don't worry sir.......We’ll find her.

Mothers-in-laws and daughters-in-law‏ A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-laws to hopefully get to know and understand each other better seeing relations between them were very sour. Two buses were hired, one for the mothers-in-law and the other for the daughters-in-law. Unfortunately, the bus the mothers-in-law were traveling in, was involved in an accident and all the passengers died on the spot. The daughters in law (women being women) shed a few tears but they were all puzzled by one sister who wailed uncontrollably for what they perceived to be her loss. Her friend asked her, "Forgive me for asking but why are u crying so hard, I didn't realize u were so close to your mother-in-law?" She replied... "No, she missed the bus!"

Dr. Seuss' Lost Tongue Twister See if you can do this. Read each line aloud: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is dumbass cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line, starting from the top (1)... I bet you can't resist passing it on!

Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In (The Flesh Failures) by The 5th Dimension https://youtu.be/4fwFQUIijys I wish it was Pink Floyd

Angrily Father While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says: "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says: "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to…….?"

The Auto Air Conditioner The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter. Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car. They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off immediately. The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent. The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, 'The Goldberg Air-Conditioner,' on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed. Now old man Ford was more than just a little anti-Jewish, and there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg's name on millions of Fords. They haggled back and forth and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown. And so, to this day, all Ford air conditioners show: Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max -- on the controls.

Finding A Property A lawyer who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to re-occupy the home. He was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place. He couldn't say he had no children, because he couldn't lie.... "WE ALL KNOW"...lawyers cannot and do not lie. So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids. He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent. He loved one of the homes and the price was right. He told the agent ''yes, I went this one''. The agent asked: "How many children do you have? He answered: "Twelve." The agent asked "Where are the others?" The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look, answered: “They're in the cemetery with their mother."

5 Ridiculous Drinking Myths 1. There's No Cure for a Hangover The Myth Every college kid swears by some bullshit hangover cure he got from his older brother, and none of them work. That's not just hard experience talking, but also the conclusion of the British Medical Journal. Back in 2005, they released the results of a massive survey into the effectiveness of various "cures" and categorically stated that, no matter how much you might swear by slathering yourself in tomato juice and wrapping your head in plastic wrap, nothing works. Actually, no, that's not quite correct, because they did suggest a sure-fire way to avoid hangover symptoms - abstinence or moderation. The Reality It turns out that there is a cure, and a wondrous one at that - the bacon sandwich. And no, as far as we're aware this isn't some marketing team-up between the world's breweries and pork farmers -- there's totally legit science involved. Those findings were the result of British-led research that came just a few years after the British-led research that said there was no such thing as a hangover cure, leading us to assume that the Brits, being the world's most hungover people, are simply desperate for a cure. The bread is loaded with carbohydrates, while the bacon is full of protein that the body breaks down into amino acids, an important player in your body's overall level of feelgoodness. And while we've shown you before that drinking doesn't kill your brain cells, booze does cause you to lose neurotransmitters, i.e., those chemicals in your brain that allow you to do things like think and breathe and control your innate desire to dance the sexiest version of the robot possible. But the amino-rich wonder-food that is bacon tops those right back up, helping to clear up that feeling that gremlins came in the middle of the night and replaced your brain with a pincushion. So add it all up and it means that, so long as you remember to stock up on bacon and bread beforehand, you can feel free to get tanked without fearing the repercussions. Assuming you trust yourself to fry splattering, greasy food while your head feels like John Bonham's bass drum during a never-ending drum solo, that is. 2. Drinking a "Nightcap" Helps You Sleep The Myth The nightcap. The quiet, dignified drink before bed, sipped in a smoking jacket while relaxing next to a fireplace, if old magazine ads are to be believed. Regardless of how you spent your day, a nice relaxing drink before bed will ease you right into dreamland. The Reality You'll wake right up a few hours later, feeling like shit. Yes, if you think a nightcap is going to help you to get a good full night's sleep, you're in for a surprise. As in, "It's three freaking a.m. and you're wide freaking awake! Surprise!" For the first few hours, your body will be busy metabolizing the alcohol, so you can look forward to a deep sleep for the first half of the night while your body is otherwise occupied. However, once it's finished doing that, your body's going to turn its attention back to you. And man, is it going to be pissed. So during those wee hours, you can look forward to nightmares, snoring, headaches, digestive problems, night sweats and, because Lady Irony doesn't want to miss out on all the fun, insomnia. Oh, and in case you're male and figure you may as well work in some sex (because, you know, you're awake), you're also likely to be experiencing a nice case of the whiskey dick. Still, at least you've got it better than those who suffer from sleep disorder. Their condition is only worsened by a nightcap because the alcohol relaxes their already shitty throat muscles to the point that they can stop breathing for up to eternity. Yes, that's our way of saying that nightcaps can potentially kill people. But at least you'll know you spent your last waking hours on earth looking suave as hell. 3. American Beer Is Weaker Than Others The Myth American beer pretty much amounts to what you pee out after you've drunk some actual beer. That's right, the American lagers (Bud, Miller Lite, you know the ones) that Americans tend to prefer are way, way weaker than their foreign counterparts. It's one of those alcohol "myths" that are immediately verifiable with sheer, hard facts: Go on, grab a bottle of American beer and compare its alcohol percentage to, say, a Molson. You'll find that the Canadian brew is far more potent than its Stars 'n' Stripes cousin. The Reality The myth behind American beer being weak as piss stems from the fact that most countries measure beer alcohol percentage by volume. The U.S., continuing our proud tradition of shunning the rest of the world's measuring systems (just like that metric system bullshit), has traditionally measured alcohol exclusively by weight instead. Sadly, as reputations go, this proved to be American beer's undoing: When measuring alcohol by weight, each and every American beer ended up displaying a smaller alcohol percentage on the label than its foreign counterparts. And despite the fact that U.S. breweries are now shying away from the traditional "alcohol by weight" system and embracing the "Screw this, we'll do what everyone else is doing" system, they're still fighting an uphill battle against the ingrained idea that American beer is weaker than the real beer the rest of the world brews. 4. Absinthe Is a Badass Hallucinogen The Myth Absinthe is an intense hallucinogenic liquor once favoured by artists such as Ernest Hemingway, Edgar Degas and Vincent Van Gogh. Concocted from wormwood and fever dreams, it's closer to doing drugs than doing most actual drugs. That's why it's been banned in so many countries, obviously. The Reality Nope. It's a myth. Always was. The potentially toxic/hallucinogenic thujone that supposedly causes the psychoactive effects of absinthe only shows up in ridiculously small trace amounts. The whole reputation of absinthe is based on a very simple fact: It was a strong, no-frills-attached, cheap-as-muck liquor, and thus favoured by big drinkers who couldn't afford fancy wines and beers because of the sheer amount of their intake. Because absinthe drinkers were the type who tended to drink a lot, their alcoholism symptoms were blamed on the "drug" effects of absinthe. The fact that many of these historical big drinkers went on to become famous artists didn't actually hurt its reputation. Absinthe has made somewhat of a comeback lately, and it's still hyped as the druggy-sounding "green fairy." Of course, the stuff isn't any more dangerous than it ever was. 5. Beer Gives You a Beer Gut The Myth It's every beer drinker's unavoidable fate: the beer gut. The proof is all around us -- we all have at least one friend or family member who perennially looks like they're pregnant, regardless of their actual state of fertility or, for that matter, gender. And you, too, will get that nice round gut by middle age if you partake regularly. The Reality The beer gut doesn't exist. Or rather, that massive mound you insist on calling your "one-pack" has nothing to do with actual beer consumption. In fact, research shows that the amount of beer you drink and the size of your belly have no correlation whatsoever. Hell, if you keep your beer intake under even a modicum of control, chances are it doesn't even do that much to your general weight gain. Now obviously beer has calories, so a huge intake will contribute to weight gain (especially since you tend to take very little exercise when you're constantly bombed). But even then, it's nothing more than what, say, a strict bacon sandwich diet would do to you -- any excess calories can lead to weight gain. And that weight may or may not settle right on your belly, depending on whether you're genetically predisposed to it. That's right: There's a beer belly gene. People get fat in different ways, and abdominal obesity is just one of the many interesting fat-storing shapes that the human body can sculpt itself into if said human body doesn't take care of itself. So if you have the gene, you'll wind up having a pot belly eventually, regardless of your actual alcohol consumption. Unless, that is, you maintain a strict diet and exercise regimen for your entire life, but who the hell does that? But if that's the case, then where did this fictional correlation between big bellies and beer drinking come from? One possible culprit is cirrhosis, a liver disease of chronic alcoholics that involves the swelling of the abdomen into that familiar beach ball shape. We guess somebody decided that calling it a "beer gut" instead of "organ failure" was less of a buzzkill at family reunions.

hahaha.. don't find the wife, find the bitchin car.. lmao..

hahaha big fatty hit a buffalo.. hilarious..

A man was driving a car ... A very fat lady on a scooter overtook him. Man shouted: "Hey Buffalo……" Lady shouted back: "You are an idiot " Suddenly she had an accident, she was hit by a buffalo crossing the road.

Good one UK, I'm a PT in the training, I currently run a class twice a week for mobility, pre and post op patients and just those that want to get healthy minds and bodies....

REO Speedwagon - Keep on Loving You by

2018 - In A Nutshell Our Phones – Wireless Cooking – Fireless Cars – Keyless Food – Fatless Tires –Tubeless Dress – Sleeveless Youth – Jobless Leaders – Shameless Relationships – Meaningless Attitudes – Careless Feelings – Heartless Education – Valueless Children – Mannerlessly Country – Godless We are SPEECHLESS Government is CLUELESS And our Leaders are WORTHLESS ! I'm scared - s**tless