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    I also have to say Yep - God is Awesome and sent a Pro
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    OMG = Smoke = Boom
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    I can picture that one... Very funny...
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    I was a moderator for "TSBAY" back in 2008, which has been shut down years ago (By you know who), so I am familiar with this type of forum. I just stumbled upon this website, decided to sign-up.
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    NOTE: This upload will last for 30 Days Only End date: 15 December 2018 Uploaded to "Zippyshare" which only holds uploads for 30 days, there are no premium accounts. "Zippyshare.com declares that it may delete files if more than 30 days have passed since the last download of a public file uploaded to the Site by a non-registered user" This is my first upload to this website, I am testing to see if everything go's right. Graphics material - Females general 1045 Images - 490 Mbs (Jpg-Png formats) Use for graphic editing software (Testing, and other use) DOWNLOAD: https://www108.zippyshare.com/v/B5nxsdUg/file.html
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    There Is A God A woman received a call that her daughter was sick. She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car, and found that she had locked her keys inside. She found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said "I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her HELP. Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up. A bearded man, who was wearing an old biker skull rag, got off his cycle and asked if he could help. She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I’ve locked my keys in my car. I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?" He said "Sure" He walked over to the car and in less than a minute the car was open. She hugged the man and through tears said, "Thank You SO Much! You are a very nice man." The man replied, "Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just got out of PRISON yesterday, I was in prison for car theft." The woman hugged the man again sobbing, look up said: “Oh, thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!"
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    hahaha.. nice joke UK..
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    Peppermint I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull, I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow, and was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the vet come and have a look at him, he said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows, and within two days had satisfied all my cows. He even broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbour’s cows, he's like a machine. I don't know what was in the pills the vet gave him but they kind of taste like peppermint.
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    Porn Star A porn star goes into an employment agency looking for a job. He tells the secretary he wants a new line of work. The agency gives him an interview and then find a job for him as a petrol pump attendant. A week later the woman at the agency phones the gas station to see how he's getting on. "He's was great", says the man at the gas station. "He was hardworking and popular with ladies. But we have to let him go because he's got a problem." "What's that?", says the lady at the employment agency. "Well, he puts the petrol pump in the tank and starts filling it up, but when it's almost full he would pull the pump out and sprays the petrol all over the windscreen."
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    hahaha.. given those poor cars facials.. lmfao..
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    jesus UK.. that's burned a horrible mental image in my head..
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    A whole lotta truth there...
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    Boy Toys huh... Works I guess...
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    Oops... not for human consumption...
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    Added Video to my posts and Dang I'm old
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    My Daughter = Foolish by Ashanti My Brother = Black and White by Three Dog Night My Sister = Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry
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    Hello Cendore, Welcome to CyberPhoenix I hope you enjoy your stay and come back often Please follow CyberPhoenix Rules and if you don't see something you want then use Search We also have a Request Section if you can't find something you want Become a CyberPhoenix VIP for Premium Accounts and alot more Administrator PS: I you would like to apply to be a Moderator here Please PM me
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    Welcome to the boards man At your age, I was a brand new super mod at WarezForum (gone af) and loved every moment. I hope you enjoy yourself, learn a lot, and of course, I hope you enjoy the family here at CW. Best wishes and welcome to the boards!
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    When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. - Lao Tzu
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    A Women’s Poem He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue Then I turned around and smacked him one Just like his mother used to do.
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    DO YOU EAT CHOCOLATE? We were raised on chocolate as kids and even into adulthood but I will never eat it again!! I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any. It appears nothing is safe to eat anymore. This is what happens when you eat chocolate! THIS IS A MEDICAL WARNING! It could happen to you, your family, and friends! CHOCOLATE can cause SMALL FEET!
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