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    If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T. Washington
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    Crocodile Shoes A blonde was on holiday and driving through Darwin. She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own crocodile, so I can get a pair of shoes for free". The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, “Little lady, just go and give it a try"! The blonde headed out toward the river, determined to catch a crocodile! Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the river bank where he spots the same young blonde woman standing waist deep in the murky water, a shotgun in her hand. Just then, he spots a huge 3 metre croc swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature, and hauls it onto the slimy banks of the river. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the Croc onto it's back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, and than she shouts out......... " SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO"!
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    Constant Craving A young man went to the doctors with an unusual problem. He told the doctor ‘’that he had recently got married and before that he had never had sex.’’ ‘’Now he couldn’t get enough and although his wife enjoyed it, she was getting worn down by his constant craving’’, he said ‘’he wanted sex six or eight times every night.’’ The doctor said ‘’it would pass in a short time and suggested that possibly he could take a mistress on a temporary basis till the craving subsided.’’ ‘’Oh, I have’’ said the young man, ‘’there is a young lady just down the road that I see on the way to work and on the way home, then the girls at work at lunch time and at morning and afternoon tea time. Then on weekends when I play golf there is a waitress at the club.’’ ‘’Good lord man’’ said the doctor ‘’you’re going to have to get a grip on yourself.’’ ‘’I do. I do Doc’’, said the man ‘’twice a night but even that doesn’t help.’’
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    Women's survey on size…... Women's response: 2 inches - I can't even hold it. 3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied. 4 inches - I've had bigger than it. 5 inches - good, but I wish a bit bigger. 6 inches - perfect. 7 inches - Love it. 8 inches - Wow! but can’t have it all. 9 inches - Painful but manageable. 10 inches - Too much pressure on stomach. . . . This survey was Customer's Feedback on different SIZES of Subway Sandwiches.
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    Yep not getting in my door, Be very lucky it they could even get to it, My shotgun can hit them at the street
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    Yea I Dislike auto correct also
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    oh that's just so wrong on so many levels..
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