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    Night On The Town Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have one last night on the town. After lots of drinks, one thing led to another and they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, 'Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.' The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says, 'You know, I think my girl was dead!' 'Dead?' says his friend, 'Why do you say that?' 'Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.' His friend says, 'Could be worse, I think mine was a witch.' 'A witch??.... Why the hell would you say that?' 'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window......And, she took my teeth with her!!'
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    A Prayer In church, I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share with you. My dear Lord, This has been a tough two or three years. You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze. My favourite musician Michael Jackson. My favourite blues singer Amy Winehouse. My favourite actress Elizabeth Taylor. And my favourite singer Whitney Houston. New, I just wanted you to know who my favourite politicians are....
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    No - it's a tool and decker joke...
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    I just gotta earn enough to get me one of them.... Woo Woo...
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    Smart woman there... But does she climax as much as Men..? DOn't think so...
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    Part time job applicant here...
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    eww racially charged joke.. kinda funny..
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