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AVS4YOU Software AIO Installation Package 4.2.2.154 AVS All-In-One Install Package - a powerful multimedia package consisting of more than 15 applications such as: AVS Video Converter, AVS Video Editor, AVS Video ReMaker, AVS Audio Converter, AVS Audio Editor, AVS Audio Recorder, AVS Disc Creator, AVS DVD Authoring, AVS DVD Copy, AVS Ringtone Maker, AVS Media Player, AVS Registry Cleaner, AVS Image Converter, AVS Photo Editor, AVS Cover Editor etc. All programs have a English and Russian interface. List of programs that are multimidiyny package: AVS Video Converter - convert video to ALL KEY FORMATS with AVS Video Converter. Create HD-, Blu-ray videos with enhanced menus. Сonvert files for various devices and upload videos on popular websites directly from the program interface. AVS Video Editor - edit your video recordings and make your own movie with a few simple drag-and-drops. Enhance your videos with effects, menus and audio, so that they have a professional look. AVS Video ReMaker - edit video files without reconversion. Cut unwanted scenes from videos recorded with various PVR, DVR & DVD camcorders. Insert DVD and Blu-ray menus. AVS Audio Converter - convert between most known audio file types - MP3, WAV, WMA, M4A, FLAC, PCM, OGG, AAC, AMR and others. Create ringtones, use batch mode, apply effects and custom parameters. AVS Audio Editor - edit your audio files with AVS Audio Editor . Cut, split, merge, record, apply various effects. Save output files to all key audio formats. AVS Audio Recorder - AVS Audio Recorder is a compact audio program that records audio data from various devices. A user-friendly interface makes work with AVS Audio Recorder easy and convenient. AVS Disc Creator - simple and intuitive interface, a variety of hot features and supported media types make AVS Disc Creator a most convenient and demanded software to make home video DVD copies, create DVD discs for home DVD and Blu-Ray players and perform other burning tasks. AVS DVD Authoring - AVS DVD Authoring is an easy-to-use disc authoring and burning software that lets you do more with digital media. It has been designed to help you organize your video footage into a professional and good-looking DVD project. AVS DVD Copy - simple one-click interface, a variety of hot features and supported media types make AVS DVD Copy a most convenient and demanded software to make home video DVD copies. AVS Ringtone Maker - AVS Ringtone Maker is a compact full-featured ringtone composer software which allows you to create your own custom ringtones from any sound, be it your favorite song, your friends' voices, your kids' laugh, your cat or your doorbell. The best way to add an air of individuality to your cell phone! AVS Media Player - watch video, play audio and view your pictures with AVS Media Player . The program combines rich functionality and a user-friendly interface. AVS Registry Cleaner - scan, clean and fix your PC Windows registry. Remove obsolete, harmful or unused items from the registry. Make your PC operate safe and fast. AVS Image Converter - convert piles of images to all key formats at one go! Make quick adjustments - resize, rotate, apply auto-correction settings. Select between a number of effects. Get your pictures ready to be printed or uploaded to websites! AVS Photo Editor - improve your photos - adjust size, zoom, change and improve colors, sharpen objects shapes. Apply pre-made effects. Make your photos look perfect. AVS Document Converter - is designed to view and convert various types of documents. It reads text and image files and converts them to PDF, DOC, DOCX, RTF, TXT, ODT, HTML, JPEG, TIFF, EPUB and other formats. Home Page - http://www.avs4you.com/ Download AVS4YOU Software AIO Installation Package 4.2.2.154 + Patch-Radixx11 | 271.96 MB https://rapidgator.net/file/ac7a6897510a40eb8c00df3a5f01a623/AVS4YOU.Software.4.2.2.msstdfmt.rar.html

Grandpa A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago." "Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?" "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you a little while ago." Feeling their respective faces again, she observed: "God's getting better at it, isn't he?"

Report Cards These are comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded. 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a ‘full six-pack’ but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter’s IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week. 11. It’s impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: 16 ‘You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.’ 15 ‘Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.’ 14 ‘If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.’ 13 ‘If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.’ 12 ‘Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.’ 11 ‘You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?’ 10 ‘Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?’ 9 ‘Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket. ‘ 8 ‘the answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?’ 7 ‘Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.’ 6 ‘Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.’ 5 ‘In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.’ 4 ‘How big were those ‘two beers’ you say you had?’ 3 ‘No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.’ 2 ‘I’m glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.’ AND THE WINNER IS…. 1 ‘You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t. Sign here...