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Low Exchange Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red-light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away. The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So, the madam sends her over to Hans. The sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves. Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson. So, she goes over to Hans and says that she's the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap. Hans leans forwards and whispers in her ear: "Can I pay in Euros?"

It arrived with the post At school Little Tommy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Tommy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him £10 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him £20 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The postman immediately drops the post, opens his arms, and says: "Then come give your daddy a great big hug"

WalMart Bump Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around - WalMart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too...I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her...what does she look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?" To which the old guy says, "doesn't matter, let's look for yours."

Great advice and help from all. Much appreciated. I have made a Macrium Reflect image and will begin when time permits. Again thanks for your help and concern Longbid

hehehe.. funny..

Late-night T.V. A couple were at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between the golf channel and an adult channel. His wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For Goodness sake, leave it on the adult channel...You already know how to play golf!"

I'm NOT a huge fan of Win10 myself -- but I've become accustomed to using it and now actually prefer it due to greater familiarization. If I was you, then I would do the following to see if the "migration" from Win7 Ent to Win10 Pro will work out well: 1) Using Macrium Reflect, make an Image backup of Win7 Ent. What I recommend is the following: 1) Download and install Macrium Reflect (MR) from here: http://www.macrium.com/reflectfree.aspx 2) Run MR and choose the option: "Create an image of the partition(s) required to backup and restore Windows" to write a full backup to an external drive or USB stick 3) Use the option to create a boot USB stick or CD My experience is that MR, when using the High Compression option, typically can compress the saved image file to about 50% of the USED space in the OS partition. This means if you have an 80GB OS partition, and 40GB is used, MR only needs about 20GB to store the image file. 2) Grab a copy of Laplink PC Mover Pro -- you will use this to create a migration "file" for Win7 apps and settings. If you can't find that here, you will have to search other sites for it -- most likely, Warez-BB would have it. 3) Install Laplink PC Mover Pro and create the Migration File -- I don't remember the details on how to do this, so you will have to do some Googling. Copy the Migration file to a large USB drive. 4) Install Win10 Pro on your PC -- use the option to format the existing OS partition. But, when it prompts for a product key, choose the option to skip that. If MS gives you issues about activation, you might have to disconnect your network from the Internet. You don't need that access for the rest of this. 5) Boot into Win10 and install Laplink PC Mover Pro 6) Insert the USB stick containing the Migration File and start up PC Mover Pro. Select the option to import from the Migration File. This could take a while, so let it run. If all works well, after Laplink is done and you reboot, you should have your settings and apps back from Win7 Ent. Try them out and see how well they work. NOTE: the final parts of this presume you can install and run Laplink without activating Win10. I have not tried that, so I don't know if that will work.

i was just talking about this, luckily i haven't had the this nag screen.. im in no way concerned either as stated in ur thread..