I Paint What I Feel
Sophia goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings.
One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it.
The next painting is a murky gray color, that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.
Sophia walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings."
"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.
Sophia thinks for a while and said:
"Have you ever tried ENO, it neutralizes stomach acid "