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  1. 3 points
    Was told about this site by a friend. I am happy to be here. :) Moshe Martian
  2. 3 points
    Loved this film I was most entertained watching my missus too she's a big fan will definitely see again
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    Avengers: Endgame beats box office records Avengers: Endgame has made box office history by taking a record-breaking $1.2bn (£929m) in global ticket sales in its opening run. The Disney blockbuster has become the fastest film ever to break the $1bn barrier, doing so in just five days. Endgame is the 22nd offering in the Marvel Studios superhero franchise. Its opening takings smashed the previous global debut record of $640m set by last year's Avengers: Infinity War. In the US alone, Endgame - which stars Robert Downey Jr as Iron Man - brought in a record $350m, and also enjoyed the UK and Ireland's biggest opening ever with takings of £43.7m. Forbes notes that 45% of the global ticket sales came from 3-D showings around the world while $91.5m (£70.7m) came from IMAX screens, double Marvel Studio's previous opening weekend record. Also 4DX - the cinema experience with stimulating effects like water, wind, scent and strobe lighting - earned $15m (£11.6m) globally on the movie. Walt Disney Studios Chairman Alan Horn said in a statement: "Though Endgame is far from an end for the Marvel Cinematic Universe, these first 22 films constitute a sprawling achievement, and this weekend's monumental success is a testament to the world they've envisioned, the talent involved, and their collective passion, matched by the irrepressible enthusiasm of fans around the world". The popular Avengers franchise began back in 2008 with Iron Man. Endgame has received positive reviews from critics, with a 96% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Endgame features stars including Downey Jr, Chris Hemsworth and Scarlett Johansson who play a group of superheroes battling the villain Thanos, played by Josh Brolin.
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    "wot an orrible little man" he was sitting there waiting on another victim
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    How to restart Explorer.exe to fix a frozen desktop Start Menu, File Explorer and more on Windows 10 If taskbar, Start menu, or File Explorer stop responding, then try restarting the Windows Explorer process On Windows 10, "Windows Explorer" (Explorer.exe) is the process responsible for starting and displaying most of the user interface (UI), including the desktop, taskbar, Action Center, Start menu, and File Explorer. Usually, the process can work without a glitch for a long time, but eventually one or more of its elements could break causing Windows 10 to freeze or stop responding entirely, leaving you unable to open the Start menu or interact with the taskbar or other experiences. When this occurs, most users will just reach for the power button to fix the problem, but it could be an issue that you may be able to resolve by simply restarting the process without the risk of losing unsaved changes. In this Windows 10 guide, we'll walk you through several ways to quickly restart the Explorer.exe process to fix UI problems. Important: Although many of the UI problems can happen because of issues with the Windows Explorer process, it can also be a graphics driver related problem, including when the screen flashes or flickers. How to reset Explorer.exe using Task Manager On Windows 10, you can reset the Windows Explorer process in at least two different ways using Task Manager. Restarting Explorer using Processes tab To restart Explorer.exe with the Processes tab to fix common UI issues on Windows 10, use these steps: Use the Ctrl + Shift + ESC keyboard shortcut to open the Task Manager experience. Quick tip: There's not just one way to open Task Manager, you can access the experience in various ways. For example, through the Ctrl + Alt + Del keyboard shortcut, power user menu (Windows key + X keyboard shortcut ), searching for the app in the Start menu, and more. However, if you're having problems with the UI, the Ctrl + Shift + ESC keyboard shortcut is perhaps the most direct way to the experience. If you're using the Task Manager in compact mode, click the More details button in the bottom-left corner. Click on the Processes tab. Under the "Windows processes" section, select the Windows Explorer process. Click the Restart button on the bottom-right corner. Once you complete the steps, the process will terminate and restart automatically, fixing common problems, such as when the Start menu won't open or you can't interact with the taskbar or File Explorer. Restarting Explorer using Details tab To restart Explorer.exe with the Details tab to fix common UI issues on Windows 10, use these steps: Use the Ctrl + Shift + ESC keyboard shortcut to open the Task Manager experience. If you're using the Task Manager in compact mode, click the More details button in the bottom-left corner. Click on the Details tab. Right-click the explorer.exe process and select the End task option. Click the End process button. Click the File menu, and select the Run new task option. Type the following command to restart the process and click the OK button: explorer.exe After you complete the steps, the Explorer.exe restart again hopefully fixing freezes and other issues with the desktop environment. Windows Explorer process changes with the May 2019 Update Starting with the Windows 10 May 2019 Update, the Start menu will appear as a separate StartMenuExperienceHost.exe process to streamline debugging and isolate the feature from possible problems. However, you won't necessarily need to terminate both processes to troubleshoot issues, as ending the Explorer.exe will also automatically reset the new Start process. Just keep in mind that if you end the StartMenuExperienceHost.exe process it won't terminate the Explorer.exe process. Also, unlike Explorer.exe, whether you terminate or restart the process, StartMenuExperienceHost.exe should always start again automatically. In the rare case that the Start menu doesn't start automatically (no pun intended), then you can force it using these steps: Use the Ctrl + Shift + ESC keyboard shortcut to open the Task Manager experience. If you're using the Task Manager in compact mode, click the More details button in the bottom-left corner. Click the File menu, and select the Run new task option. Type the following command and click the OK button: %SystemRoot%\SystemApps\Microsoft.Windows.StartMenuExperienceHost_cw5n1h2txyewy\StartMenuExperienceHost.exe How to reset Explorer.exe using batch file Alternatively, you can also create a batch file that includes the commands to quickly terminate and restart the Windows Explorer process automatically using these steps: Open Start. Search for Notepad and click the top result to open the app. Copy and paste the following script to the text file: taskkill /f /im explorer.exe start explorer.exe Click the File menu, and select the Save As option. Type a descriptive name with a .bat file extension. Quick tip: It's recommended to save the batch file in the desktop, in case the experience freezes, and you need a quick way to restart the process. Click the Save button. Once you complete the steps, when you're having problems with the taskbar, Start menu, or File Explorer, simply double-click the batch file to reset the Explorer.exe process.
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    After the Ark... Long after the Ark had landed and Noah had told all the animals to go forth and multiply, he decided to venture out into the world and see how all the animals were doing. He saw all the animals were thriving...except one pair of snakes, who had not yet reproduced. Noah asked them what was wrong, and the snakes asked Noah to cut down a tree and chop it into sections. Confused, Noah did so, and went away. He returned several weeks later to find the snakes with several little baby’s snakes. Still confused, Noah asked the snakes, "Why did you need me to cut down a tree for you to reproduce?" The snakes replied, "We're adders; we can't multiply without logs."
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    love it.............
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    Sad Man A man in a bar saw a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he commented, "You look terrible. What's the problem?". "My mother died in June", he said, "and left me $10,000". "Gee, that's tough", he replied. "Then in July", the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000". "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed". "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000". "Three close family members lost in three months?" "How sad", he replied. "Then this month", continued the friend, "Nothing!".
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    How Dogs Are Better Than Women A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. A dog's parents will never visit you. Another man will seldom steal your dog. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs do not hate their bodies. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. Dogs don't care about previous dogs in your life. Dogs don't get mad at you when you pet another dog. Dogs don't shop. Dogs enjoy petting in public. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. Dogs love it when you leave your clothes on the floor. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. Dogs limit their time in the bathroom to a quick drink. Dogs never expect flowers on Valentine's Day. Dogs never expect you to call them. Dogs seldom outlive you. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs won't hold out on you to get a new car. Dogs won't get mad at you if you forget their birthday. If A dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. If A dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. If A dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. If A dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free. No dog will ever wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you. The later you are, the more excited your dog are to see you. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
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    check out this mastery of engineering feat.. classic..
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    Considering Wicked Cop Two men are driving through London when they get pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his stick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the officer smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?". The officer answers, "You're in London son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car." The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." The officer does a check on the driver's license, and he's O.K... He gives the man his license back, walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the officer smacks him on the head with the stick. The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?" The officer says, "Just making your wish come true." The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" The officer says: "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your friend here, "I wish that a*shole would've tried that sh*t with me!"
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    g'day Moshe welcome to CyberPhoenix I know you'll enjoy it here .....
  13. 2 points
    omfg.. that is unbelievably disgusting to begin with, but what kind of a wretch of a man would do what that guy did and allowed to another.. just horrible..
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    Actual Headlines Enfield’s Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training Stolen Painting Found by Tree Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Steals Clock, Faces Time Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim Man, Minus Ear Waives Hearing Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Include your Children When Baking Cookies Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge Teacher Strikes Idle Kids If Strike isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last A While Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds of Dead
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    Why I Love Retirement How many days in a week? -- 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday When is a retiree’s bedtime? -- Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? -- Only one, but it might take all day. What’s the biggest gripe of retirees? -- Not enough time to get everything done. Why don’t retirees mind being called “senior citizens?” -- The term comes with a discount. What is considered formal attire among retirees? -- Shoes with laces. Why do retirees count pennies? -- They have the time. What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? -- Nuts! Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? -- As soon as they do, one of their kids will want to store stuff there. What do retirees call a long lunch? -- Normal. What is the best way to describe retirement? -- The never-ending coffee breaks. What’s the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? -- If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. Why does a retiree often say he doesn’t miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? -- He is too polite to tell the whole truth. What do you do all week? -- Monday to Friday, nothing; Saturdays and Sundays, I rest!
  16. 2 points
    yep im not trainable.. dog is better.. lmao..
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    How Dogs Are Better Than Men Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. Dogs miss you when you’re gone. Dogs feel guilty when they’ve done something wrong. Dogs admit when they’re jealous. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch. And they never laugh at how you throw. You can train a dog. Dogs are easy to buy for. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (Well, truthfully rabies is the worst, but there IS a vaccine for it. And, you get to kill the one that gave it to you!) Dogs understand what “no” means. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
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    The End Is Near Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish on the border of Northern Ireland and Republic of Ireland, and Patrick is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road. One day they are seen together, erecting a sign which reads: "THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE." As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells: "Leave people alone, your religious nutters. We don't need your lectures." From around the next curve they hear screeching tyres and a big splash. Shaking his head, Father Patrick says: "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'." "Yaa, Sean agrees, then adds: "Do ya tink maybe da sign should just say: "BRIDGE CLOSED"?
  19. 2 points
    hehehe.. there u go with religious speaker heads speaking cryptic, instead of just giving u the straight answer.. lmfao..
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    Three guys die and go to heaven The first one goes up to St. Peter who says, "I have only one question before you enter heaven: were you faithful to your wife?" The guy answers, "Yes, I never even looked at another woman." St. Peter tells him: "See that Rolls Royce Sweptail over there? That's your car to drive while you're in heaven". The second guy gets the same question, and answers: "Once I strayed, but I confessed to my wife and she forgave me, and we worked it out." St. Peter tells him: "See that new Buick Luxury Car over there? That's your car to use in heaven". The third guy answers the same question: "I have to admit, I chased every bit of tail I could, and was with a lot of women." St. Peter says, "OK, but you were basically a good guy, so that old three-wheel Reliant Robin car over there is yours to use while You’re in heaven." The three guys go off on their separate ways. A few weeks later, #2 and #3 are driving along in the Buick when they see #1's Rolls Royce Sweptail parked outside of a bar. They stop and go into the bar, and find #1 with empty bottles all around him, slumped with his face in his hands on the counter. They come up to him and #2 says: "Bud, what could possibly be so bad - you're in heaven, you drive a Rolls Royce Sweptail, and everything is great!" He says: "I saw my wife today!" The other 2 reply, "That's great! So, what's the problem?" He answers: "She was riding a bicycle!"
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    bahahaha.. his wife was a total harlot and he was totally faithful.. poor slub.. lmfao..
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    A Comparison Of Early 21st Century Religious Theory Catholicism -- He who denies himself the most toys wins. Anglican -- They were our toys first. Greek Orthodox -- No, they were OURS first. Polytheism -- There are many toy makers. Evolutionism -- The toys made themselves. Baptist -- Once played, always played. Church of Christ Scientist -- We are the toys. Communism -- Everyone gets the same number of toys and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours. Amish -- Toys with batteries are surely a sin. Taoism -- The doll is as important as the dump truck. Hedonism -- To heck with the rulebook. Let’s play! Hinduism -- He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals loses. 7th Day Adventist -- He who plays with his toys on Saturday loses. Church of Christ -- He whose toys make music loses. Calvinist -- Once played, always played. Jehovah’s Witnesses -- He who sells the most toys door-to-door wins. Pentecostalism -- He whose toys can talk wins. Existentialism -- Toys are a figment of your imagination. Confucianism -- Once a toy is dipped in the water it is no longer dry. Non-denominationalism -- We don’t care where the toys came from, let’s just play with them. Atheism-- There is no toy maker. Agnosticism-- It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. Branch Davidians -- He who dies playing with the biggest toys wins. Mormonism -- Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. Voodoo -- Let me borrow that doll for a second. Apathy -- Toys? Why do I need toys? Judaism -- I’m selling toys. You buying? Church of Scientology -- Toys ‘R’ Us. Pantheism -- The universe is one great big toy. Capitalism -- He who dies with the most toys wins. Hare Krishna -- He who plays with the most toys win.
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    Talking Dog A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the first semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents had given him for school. Then he gets an idea. He calls his Redneck father. “Dad,” he says, “you won’t believe the wonders that modern education is coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here that will teach Fido how to talk!” “That’s absolutely amazing!” his father says. “How do I get him in that program?” “Just send him down here with $1000,” the boy says, “I’ll get him into the course.” So, his father sends the dog and the $1000. About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. “So, how’s Fido doing, son?” his father asks. “Awesome, dad, he’s talking up a storm,” he says, “but you just won’t believe this, they’ve had such good results with this program, that they’ve implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!” “READ!?” says his father, “No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?” “Just send $2,500, I’ll get him in the class.” His father sends the money. The boy has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk nor read. So, he shoots the dog. When he gets home, his father is all excited… “Where’s Fido? I just can’t wait to see him talk and read something!” “Dad,” the boy says, I have some grim news. This morning, when I got out of the shower, Fido was in the living room kicking back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked: “Is your daddy still cheating on your mama and messing’ around with that cute little redhead next door?” The father says, “where is that damn dog, I am going to SHOOT him”. “I shot the dog already, Dad! I sure did”
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    hehe.. too funny.. poor kid..