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    UPDATE Once I update Windows 10 with the link Mark provided I was able to Install Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2016 Using the KMSAuto tool for the activation everything worked out perfectly. Thanks for your efforts Uk666
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    Just a guess, But have you tried going into Safe Mode on Windows as it won't run the program at all
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    here's a special kind of stupid...
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    Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2019 Here are the finalists: The award winners will be announced on 13 November.
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    54 Geek T-Shirt slogans 1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. 2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key. 3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. 4. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. 5. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. 6. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. 7. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. 8. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN 9. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL 10. <----------------The information went data way----------- 11. Best file compression around: "DEL . " = 100% compression 12. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. 13. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding 14. The name is Baud....... James Baud. 15. BUFFERS FILES_ 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! 16. Access denied - nah nah na nah nah! 17. c:\> Bad Command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 18. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay... 19. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!" 20. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. 21. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) 22. Backups? We don't NEED no steenking backups. 23. E Pluribus Modem 24. >... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 25. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny 26. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. 27. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. 28. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington, D.C.? (Y/N) 29. Does fuzzy logic tickle? 30. A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord. 31. 11th commandment - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s Pentium. 32. 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case... coincidence? 33. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation. 34. Windows: Just another pane in the glass. 35. SENILE.COM found ... Out of Memory... 36. Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? 37. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee. 38. RAM disk is not an installation procedure. 39. Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... 40. All computers wait at the same speed. 41. Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors. 42. Press [CTRL ALT DEL] to continue... 43. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... 44. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... 45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! 46. E-mail returned to sender - insufficient voltage. 47. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!! 48. Go ahead, make my data. 49. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. 50. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 51. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCRS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS 52. Hidden DOS Secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS 53. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! 54. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
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    That's one hell of a computer................ well done. I recently built my current computer saving up for each part purchasing and waiting until I had all the parts need and then built it. I ended up with a faulty power supply which was replaced under warranty but it fried my motherboard so had to replace that too. This time round I picked the components on my own instead of going with a shop recommendation. will list components when I've got a bit of time lol...
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    WW2 veteran, 97, parachutes again Commemorations have been held to mark the 75th anniversary of Operation Market Garden during World War Two, near Arnhem in the Netherlands. The 1944 operation saw around 35,000 allied soldiers land by parachute and gliders behind enemy lines - in a failed bid to secure bridges to open up a route into Germany. A mass parachute jump and wreath-laying ceremony on Saturday was attended by the Prince of Wales and veterans. Veteran Sandy Cortmann, 97, completed a tandem parachute jump as part of the service The Prince of Wales, the Colonel-in-Chief of the Parachute Regiment, accompanied by Princess Beatrix of The Netherlands, met veterans of the operation on Saturday, to mark its 75th anniversary. After landing Mr Cortmann, still wearing his red flight suit and returning to the area for the first time since the war, waved to onlookers and a mass of cameras from his wheelchair as he took his place for a memorial service on the heath. The Prince of Wales, wearing a multi-terrain patterned shirt and trousers and maroon beret of the Parachute Regiment, laid a wreath during the service bearing the handwritten message: "In everlasting remembrance, Charles." What was Operation Market Garden? Operation Market Garden was Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery's ill-fated plan to drop some 35,000 paratroopers deep behind enemy lines in the Nazi-occupied Netherlands. Their mission was to capture and secure key roads and bridges, so that Allied forces massed in Belgium could pour into Germany's industrial heartland and bring World War II to an end. The British 1st Airborne Division led the huge airborne assault in September 1944 that also involved the US Army's 101st Airborne Division and 82nd Airborne Division, along with Poland's 1st Independent Parachute Brigade. But once on the ground, the Allied troops met with stubborn German resistance in and around the city of Arnhem and their advance stalled on a bridge there spanning the River Rhine in a battle immortalised in the book and Hollywood film "A Bridge Too Far."More Allied troops — about 11,500 — died in the nine days of Operation Market Garden than in the D-Day landings. The subsequent fighting around Arnhem saw more than 1,500 Commonwealth soldiers killed, nearly 6,500 captured and five Victoria Crosses awarded.
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    What do you call a Marine with an open head wound……Ajar Head.
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    What did the Navy say to the coast guards……I'll SEAL you later
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    Hitting Enter Tech support: “What does the screen say now?” Customer: “It says ‘Hit enter when ready.’” Tech support: “Well?” Customer: “How do I know when it’s ready?”
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    I realised the impact of computers on my young son one evening when there was a dramatic sunset……Pointing to the western sky, David said……I wish we could click and save that.
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    Good one, I had a good laugh.
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    Try - EagleMine post: IObit Malware Fighter Pro 7.2.0.5748 Multilingual in - CP Download Links Section - Windows Applications and do a search for any program you require. I hope this helps, please post if any problems.
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    Great magazine site http://downmagaz.ws
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    jesus, that thing is a beast.. but i did notice it is running really hot.. is this fan cooled or liquid cooled??
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    thanks for your kind words Raedwulf any feed back is always welcome.
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    A fabulous system Raedwulf. You have an impressive storing space in hard drives and that 500 Gb SSD looks great, presume it's for the OS. You don't mention but I guess you are running Windows 7 X64 SP2. I understand you are a Windows 7 hardcore fan. Now, just my opinion, but SSD runs better and safer under Windoes 10! Your waterproof keyboard is a "must have" ... presume it's also coffee-proof! I know too many computer users who "killed" or "drowned" the keyboard with coffee, beer or whiskey
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