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    The swimming contests Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs. And the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool. The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head sank straight to the bottom. Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him. He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering. Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my freakin' ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some idiot puts a swimming cap on me!"
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    i just overclocked my RAM, CPU/Processor & GFX Card and not using some sort of cheesy in operating system software either.. strictly Bios only.. now i have 16GB Nemix RAM (8GBx2) 1866Mhz, but the 16GB Avexir Core Series RAM (8GBx2) 1600Mhz is way better for overclocking.. that is entirely the reason why i decided to go with a low frequency RAM.. here's what i did below >>> <<< Overclocking Results >>> 16GB Avexir Core Series RAM (8GBx2) 1600Mhz CL (11-11-11-28) >>> 2133Mhz CL (10-10-11-26) FX-8350 4Ghz 8-Core Processor >>> 4.7Ghz ASUS GeForce GTX 1050 Ti 4GB (Clock Speed 1290MHz) >>> 1550Mhz <<< Programs Used To Stress Test >>> CPU/Processor - i used AIDA64 Extreme v6.00.5100 & RealBench v2.56 to stress test RAM - MemTest86 v8.2 & AIDA64 Extreme v6.00.5100 to stress test GFX Card - Extreme v6.00.5100 & RealBench v2.56 to stress test <<< Programs Used To Oversee Temperature >>> CPU-Z v1.89 - Portable - x64 HWMonitor v1.40.0 - Portable - x64 now i was able to do this by manipulating the Front Side Bus & CPU Multiplier & Voltages for the CPU & RAM and simply changed the Clock Speed & Voltages for the GFX Card.. i then ran a barrage of stress tests to make sure everything was done properly.. all said and done from start to finish from the start of the overclocking process to finishing the stress test took about 5 hrs, basically all in one night.. (CHANGING ANYTHING IN THE BIOS FOR OVERCLOCKING PURPOSES IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS WITHOUT PROPER KNOWLEDGE & HAVING THE CORRECT HARDWARE) if anyone is just interested in talking about this or is interested in wanting to overclock their system im very open in assisting u in it.. i will need the full spec list of ur computer to check to see if ur particular hardware is even overclockable.. i look forward to talking to all more about this.. cheers, my friends..
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    im always here to help.. as soon as u want im here.. plus not insinuating that u dont already know, but im still going to offer it.. if u tell me in a roundabout way what sort of system u want to build, ex strictly gaming, business, well-rounded, etc.. i would be happy to put together a cpl different computer packages for u.. like individual web pages for each hardware unit with prices and u could choose which suits ur specific needs.. of course this would be pending exactly what u want ur computer for.. performance, stability, reliability and of course pricing, would be at the forefront of each hardware unit persented to u, then as whole system.. let me know, my friend..
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    Thanks my Friend and this Fall (I think that's what y'all Earthlings call it ;) I will build me a new tower and I will get intouch with you :)
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    Magnificent Niagara I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was... "In Texas we have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that, etc. etc.' It eventually became very annoying. I am from Niagara Falls and I thought I could outdo him by showing him the "Magnificent Niagara", knowing there was nothing in Texas that could compare to this "Wonder of Water and Power". While standing at the brink watching millions of gallons of water rushing over, I noticed the look of awe in his eyes. It was then I asked him, "Do you have anything like this in Texas?" He waited a moment before he answered, "No, but we have a plumber that could fix it."
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    the link that is provided states right there, this >>> This topic is the primary support topic for assistance with STOP (DJVU) Ransomware. It includes an updated summary of this infection, it's variants and "possible decryption solutions with instructions" (including what to do if the STOPDecrypter does not work). it's out of my hands now, please follow the detailed instructions on that page.. also please remember though the key word in there, which is it's only A POSSIBLE SOLTION.. with that being said, i sincerely wish u the best of luck, sir..
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    Can't top thyat one...
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    tell everybody you know malwarbytes is trojan , you can't unistall after its been installed I've been up working day and night dismantelling it and trying to undo the damage it's done just a bit of info for you and the community
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    Warning Labels On Booze! THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES TO TIP OFF DRINKERS ABOUT THE POSSIBLE PERIL OF POUNDING A PINT OR TWO. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a sewer truck at 100 yards. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photo-copying your butt at the office Christmas party. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants anyway. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho.
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    The Naughty Husband A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. "Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." "My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. "It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." "So, what's your problem?" "I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."
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    Just saying Hello and thank you for accepting
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    My wife whispered in my ear today that she’s not wearing any underwear……Oh boy, now she’s already growing forgetful.
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    Man, I don't know weather to be impressed or.... Music is like art, one persons three year olds pic hanging on the frig is the best in the world. There is no right or wrong. Music is the only thing that can get past the gate keeper of the soul. Hell, the other day I was tapping my foot to Barry M enjoy
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    win 10 operating system Malwarebytes premium includes Anti exploit Malwarebytes adware cleaner (quick scan also repairs malwarebytes if needed) Comodo Internet Security Premium Opera Browser (Built in VPN) Tried to back up system many times just can't get into it.....yeah I know I should to avoid data loss and the pain of a fresh installation. that's it pretty much cheers kool
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