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  1. NeophobiA

    Live your Life in the moment....

    1. Rædwulf

      Rædwulf

      that is one of the best affirmations.. :sun:

    2. Mr Grumpy

      Mr Grumpy

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      Live your Life in the moment....

      So true. Couldn't have said it better.

  2. NeophobiA

    Got the heart monitor on today, ECHO in a few weeks...

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      You have a Big Heart, So I do Hope and Pray all goes well my Friend

    2. NeophobiA

      NeophobiA

      Thanks Mate, will know soon, gotta have an Echo done and a few other things yet...

  3. NeophobiA

    \m/___(0.o)___..|..

  4. NeophobiA

    Hollow World...

  5. NeophobiA

    Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible!" - Audrey Hepburn

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      My ex says I'm impossible :)

  6. NeophobiA

    Life is grand but damn it's hot...

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      Must be nice, It's very cold here

    2. NeophobiA

      NeophobiA

      averaging a minimum of 104*F everyday, makes getting out in the greenhouse a mission...

       

  7. NeophobiA

    How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

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    2. NeophobiA

      NeophobiA

      It's not hard...

       

    3. Saa212

      Saa212

      k ... and he has a blind person stick ....

    4. Darko

      Darko

      Why would i look for a blind man with all the naked women around?

  8. NeophobiA

    Leave a sexy corpse, live fast and die young...

  9. NeophobiA

    Time is relative to the Observer...

  10. NeophobiA

    There are 10 times more camels in Australia than there are koalas.

  11. NeophobiA

    Due to a bug, in the video game Civilization Gandhi is one of the most violent world leaders, particularly prone to making nuclear strikes.

  12. NeophobiA

    Fun fact: “Map of Tassie” is Australian slang for pubic hair on a woman.

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      I'm following the "Map" ;)

  13. NeophobiA

    A Rubik’s cube can always be solved in 20 moves or less no matter what position you start from.

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      I shot my Rubik's Cube way back when and then it was Solved :)

    2. Darko

      Darko

      I can do it in 1. 1. Drop in trash. There problem solved lol

  14. NeophobiA

    The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      Yep and I got a 44 cal :)

  15. NeophobiA

    CAPTCHA (the bit when a website asks you to type letters to prove you’re human) stands for “Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart”.

    1. VPN Unlimited

      VPN Unlimited

      I dislike CAPTCHA's

    2. Catman_29

      Catman_29

      Depends if you can decipher them with human eyeballs!

  16. NeophobiA

    Only 8% of the money in the world exists as physical currency - the rest exists only in computer records.

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      So it's a lie (Not this but cash in the world)

  17. NeophobiA

    Nicolas Cage is a UN ambassador for Global Justice. For real.

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      I didn't know - Thank you Neo :)

  18. NeophobiA

    If it can be solved, there's no need to worry, and if it can't be solved, worry is of no use... ~His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      Very True

  19. NeophobiA

    "Masculinity and femininity are complementary properties," I told her. "If a man wishes a woman to be more feminine, he must be more masculine. If a woman wishes a man to be more masculine, she must be more feminine." - Explorers

  20. NeophobiA

    I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

    1. ghostxdreams2

      ghostxdreams2

      does the term ------SMACK------ come to mind? lol

  21. NeophobiA

    The word “nerd” was invented by Dr. Suess, for his 1950 book, “If I Ran The Zoo”, in which it referred to an imaginary creature.

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    2. ghostxdreams2

      ghostxdreams2

      how dare him call me and tech imaginary tech----tech---ooo tech where did he go? i must have imagine him hmmmmmmm

    3. NeophobiA

      NeophobiA

      nah, you're not real, you're all imaginary friends of Mine over the internet...

    4. ghostxdreams2

      ghostxdreams2

      who said that ??????

  22. NeophobiA

    Caryn Elaine Johnson picked her stage name, Whoopi Goldberg, because she farted a lot.

  23. NeophobiA

    Damn.!. Big arsed gumtree fell across My driveway through the night, wanna come help Me move it.?.

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      I would but you will have it done before I can row a boat there

    2. ghostxdreams2

      ghostxdreams2

      say when and where

    3. NeophobiA

      NeophobiA

      it's all good, got it moved before I went to town then another one fell while I was out... The weather is not being kind atm...

       

  24. NeophobiA

    Taking the kids real life camping for the weekend and NO electronic gadgets, phones, tablets, laptops allowed, no hairdriers, curlers or straighteners, gumtrees don't have powerpoints...

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    2. ghostxdreams2

      ghostxdreams2

      in the news today family found at campsite with electronic withdraws. a quick shot of google and everyone was fine in minutes dad states it was a close call

    3. NeophobiA

      NeophobiA

      PML.!.

       

      Now what really happened, went to where We wanted to go and the floods after the fires had washed out the road so it was closed then three other places I knew they've stopped camping there so We came home and pitched the tents in the front yard and the kids spent the night in them on their phones and tablets surfing youtube with their headphones in, one singing like a strangled cat the other commentating Call of Duty, which I'm sure the neighbours loved, while ka...

    4. ghostxdreams2

      ghostxdreams2

      owwww man sorry to hear that i used to love camping with our kids back years ago till the bugs found me and thought i was take out lol

  25. NeophobiA

    -=îñ Ç¥ßË®§þåÇË ñö¹ Çåñ HËå® ü §Ç®Ëåm !!!=-

    1. Saa212

      Saa212

      Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code ....

    2. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      Virus Virus Virus - Neo knows that's what I was dealing with

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