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[Expression]

 

hehe

[Youtube Section]

None of my suggestions got implemented; but gonna try one more; then I give up! Add a Youtube section here for music and videos.

 

Just my last 2 cents.

 

Mike.

[Edit Shouts]

All sites enable members to edit there own shouts. This should function should be here as well.

 

Mike.

[Monica Lewinsky]

After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at

 

herself naked in a mirror...remembering the time with Bill Clinton.

 

Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.

 

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help...

 

"God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she

prayed.

 

And just like that, her ears fell off!

[Marriage Secrets]

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.

 

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida, mine is in NY.

 

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

 

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

 

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

 

She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!", so I bought her an electric chair.

 

My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. When I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake."

 

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!

 

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off...

 

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

[Post The Pic of your own true self]

 

thats me lol..

 

get r done..

 

Mikey.