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I'll bet the cop was blonde too...

What are the odds of that huh...

I do not cherish 5G spreading.... Health problems going to be doubled or even more..!

Sounds normal to me too... grin...

Well DOne...

Kinda brings a tear to my eyes....

Is the WALL feminine..?

Too FUnny....

Surprise Surprise...

Yup - Those Southerners know how to make money...

Touche Pussycat...

And he is a Professor...??

Justice served...

2 Jewish Men in Mexico Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe,"Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico?" Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter." When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks." He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews." Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?" The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen. While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere." The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews." "Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!" Ready for this....... "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter. "All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."

Was that injury sustained in Baltimore..???

A Catholic for sure...

Yup - that'll work just fine...

Opportunist huh - Would make a good Politician...

Was that guy Irish..?

Sweat gone - whew...

Yippeee... fixed that teacher...

Got aa good point there...

Oops... not what he thought he'd hear huh...

Didn't say anything about the new GF..?

Good one...