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    Ya forgot to mention that the Owners of 5G who have installations on rooftops of apartments within typical city dwellings, will have "much stronger radiation RF" to contend with due to necessity for more power needed to have the same footprint as 4G, with thus making human life more susceptible to the big C - cancer...??..! !

    Of course all of the above has been debunked by "big cell providers/owners" who helped write the government regs for the 5G systems...  Duh...

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    From The London Times:

    A Well-Planned Retirement

    Outside England’s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses.
    For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant....
    The fees for cars ($1.40), for buses (about $7).

    Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up;

    so the zoo management called the city council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

    The council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the zoo's own responsibility.

    The zoo advised the council that the attendant was a city employee.

    The city council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the city payroll.

    Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain, or France, or Italy;

    is a man who'd apparently had a ticket booth installed completely on his own and then

    had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees,

    estimated at about $560 per day -- for 25 years.

    Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over $7 million dollars... and no one even knows his name.

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    I have an Excel file ( xlsm ) that needs to have the PW removed.!
    I've tried " Passfab for Excel " but it doesn't recognize the xlsm files.?
    I'm told that " Last Bit Excel Password Recovery " will work.?

    Can someone please find a PW app for me that'll do the job on my XLSM file...?

    Thank you in advance....   
     

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    HillBilly Advice


    From the Hillbilly Book of Manners

    1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
    2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
    3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
    4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
    5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

    Dining Out

    1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
    2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.

    Entertaining in your Home

    1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
    2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.

    Personal Hygiene

    1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys
    2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
    3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

    Dating (Outside the Family)

    1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
    2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: 'I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago.'
    3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say 'Monday.' If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
    4. Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as, 'Ya'll sure don't sweat much for a fat gal.'

    Weddings

    1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
    2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
    3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty an appearance.
    4. Though uncomfortable, say 'yes' to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
    5. It is not appropriate to tell the groom how good his wife is in the sack.

    Driving Etiquette

    1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
    2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
    3. Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
    4. When sending your wife/girlfriend down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
    5. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
    6. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

    Two Reasons it is Hard to Solve a Hillbilly Murder

    1. All the DNA is the same.
    2. There are no dental records
    3. Dating WITHIN the family excludes the need for etiquette, your sister wont expect anything special

     

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