ghostxdreams2
-
Content Count
984 -
Donations
$0.00 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
123
Status Updates posted by ghostxdreams2
-
I have so much debt, I can start a government.
-
My Country will be Bigger than yours - Dang
-
-
Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?
-
I do trust there helpers as some have Pretty Girls - Like mine
-
-
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.
-
Me too hehehehe
-
-
Sometimes I like to hide my wife's inhaler so the neighbors think I'm a stallion when they hear her panting "Give it to me!
-
wrestling a big woman is like riding a moped it,s fun till someone sees you lol
-
been one of thoses weekends when everything goes bad dog of 15 yrs died vehicle has to be put in the shop neighbors are being assholes hot as hell grrrrrrr i give up
-
Hang in there my friend, Im sorry to hear of your loss, I cried like a baby when my last dog died.
-
-
ever cough so hard you fart/ sneeze @ the same time ? who needs drugs
- Show previous comments 1 more
-
ya but girls don't have things flip-flopping around down there*well in general*to go a swinging as you rip one off while trying to blow ur nose it can be an adventure fer sure
-
hahaha I didn't know Frogs could talk - That's what I would say
-
lol
-
been sick all weekend ran a temp of 102 for over half a night temp finally broke i think it,s a summer cold nagging cough
-
got to do a brake job on the wife's car 2-day is it over yet?
-
spent the day fighting a family of skunks that moved in under my back porch finally got all of them out and fixed the holes that they dug getting in i,m wore out
-
when life hands you lemons knock the crap out of it,s hands and ask for a bourbon
-
movie day time to sit back and watch all of the scary movies---and yes i have plenty of depends handy
-
been on a fish and rice diet for the last two weeks fell of the wagon had a burger last night it was yummy but feel guilty today lol
-
question of the day:::: does farts have lumps???
-
You don't stop laughing because you grow old.. You grow old because you stop laughing !
