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  1. Katzenfreund

    Cat Oscar Nominations

    Cats are well known for their expressive faces. And sometimes to such an extent, that they can rightfully lay claim to an Oscar. So these are my 20 nominations. Some are real situations, others are “staged” (created a-posteriori) but always based on genuine cat expressions. So to which of the following cats would you award an Oscar? "OMG! What have I done!" “Don’t touch!” “Not amused” “I don't think much of you and your dog” “Be careful!” “Go on, enjoy your meal and don’t think of mine you spoiled” Reaction to meowing back “Please don’t leave me alone” Disapproving Reaction to ceiling fan Reaction to sneeze Cat recognizes his human in a video chat What has bee seen… “Who! Me?!?” Scared kitty Cat caught stealing from drawer “Did I see what I think I saw?” “ What are you looking at?” "Fancy that!" “I lub you little hooman”
  2. Katzenfreund

    My Website on Cats

    Before I’m given a warning for violating any rule, I clarify that the site is non-commercial and I derive no income from it. It is intended to promote the appreciation of cats, my favorite pets. It contains: Info, advice, quotes, one liners & pics on cats, including a section of cat smilies I made myself from photos. Dog lovers are also welcome - in the hope of converting them. I’d appreciate any comments, including constructive criticism. Note: tomcat is another nickname I use on some boards where I participate. tomcat’s is an acronym for: tomcat's online miscellaneous cat advice & trivia site http://tomscats.wixsite.com/cats
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