Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
CyberGod

Little Hodiaki

Recommended Posts

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

 

 

 

 

Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

 

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodiaki a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775', he said.

 

'Very good!'

 

Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'

 

Again, no response except from Little Hodiaki, 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.

 

'Excellent!', said the teacher continuing, 'let's try one a bit more difficult...'

 

Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?'

 

Once again, Hodiaki's was the only hand in the air and he said:

 

 

 

 

'John F. Kennedy, 1961'.

 

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hodiaki isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.'

 

She heard a loud whisper: 'F . . k the Japs,'

 

'Who said that? I want to know right now!' she angrily demanded.

 

Little Hodiaki put his hand up, 'General MacArthur, 1945.'

 

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

 

The teacher glared around and asks, 'All right! Now who said that!?'

 

Again, Little Hodiaki said, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

 

Now furious, another student yelled, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

 

Little Hodiaki jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouted to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

 

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, 'You little sh*t, If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

 

Little Hodiaki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the child witness testifying against him, 2004.'

 

The teacher fainted.

 

As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh sh*t, We're screwed!'

 

Little Hodiaki said quietly, 'The English people, in 1997 When Gordon Brown became chancellor.'

  • Like 5

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

OMG that is what I call Very Funny, Boss :lol: :lol: :yourock: :cwrocks:

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

LOL!

 

And on another note....Gordon Brown is the worst politician in recent times. I would like to go on record and say, I didn't vote for him, or labour for that matter at the time!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Everytime I go and vote I look for "D - None of the above" :D

 

One a side note - (I can't remember where in the US) I guy went to the poll early and he didn't like the other folks running for Mayor's Office - Well there was a right in section, so he put his name there. Well I think y'all already know how won the Mayor's Office :D

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Everytime I go and vote I look for "D - None of the above" :D

 

One a side note - (I can't remember where in the US) I guy went to the poll early and he didn't like the other folks running for Mayor's Office - Well there was a right in section, so he put his name there. Well I think y'all already know how won the Mayor's Office :D

thanks bud that was me

it was a one dog town mayor/police /fireman/dog catcher/and street sweeper only paid a 6 pack of cheap beer :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×