kenner 266 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 One day poor old Lena decided she didn't want to be in this world any longer. She resolved to commit suicide. She figured the best way was to shoot herself in the heart...but she didn't know just where her heart was. She called a doctor for the information. The doctor said that usually on a women, the heart is located about four inches below the left nipple. Lena followed the directions perfectly and was therefore very surprised to regain consciousness in a hospital. "I should be dead!" she wailed. "Don't worry, lady," the orderly answered, "your knee will mend before you know it!" 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 :lol: you making me hurt 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted June 4, 2012 Dang now my knee is hurting again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
