ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted June 29, 2012 A little old lady went to Sobeys to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but Jim says we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat." The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but Jim wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog." So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food. The next day she brought in a small box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit." The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper." ~~~~Don't mess with old people...~~~~ 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grandad 75 Report post Posted June 29, 2012 Nice one Mate. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted June 29, 2012 Nice one Mate. thank you sir 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenner 266 Report post Posted June 29, 2012 I hate cats. Dogs rule. LOL 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daytrader 203 Report post Posted June 30, 2012 good shit.... funny 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
abbiealto 1 Report post Posted July 5, 2012 omg we suhd be careful with old ladies ha ha funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites