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Little Girl on a Plane

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A stranger was seated next to an 8-year old girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if You strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

 

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

 

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiled.

 

'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.

 

 

 

 

Yet a deer excretes little pellets while a cow turns out a flat patty, and horse produces clumps of pulverized grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

 

To which the little girl replies while she slowly reopens her book, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

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