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Confucius says

 

1 - Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.

 

2 - Man who run in front of car get tired.

 

3 - Man who run behind car get exhausted.

 

4 - Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

5 - Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

 

6 - Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

 

7 - Man with one chopstick go hungry.

 

8 - Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

 

9 - Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

 

10 - Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.

 

11 - Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

 

12 - War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left.

 

13 - Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

 

14 - Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

 

15 - It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

 

16 - Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

 

17 - Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

 

18 - Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

 

19 - Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

 

20 - Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

 

21 - Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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