freak 1,032 Report post Posted July 2, 2013 Confucius says 1 - Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone. 2 - Man who run in front of car get tired. 3 - Man who run behind car get exhausted. 4 - Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. 5 - Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. 6 - Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. 7 - Man with one chopstick go hungry. 8 - Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. 9 - Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. 10 - Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk. 11 - Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth. 12 - War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left. 13 - Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. 14 - Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. 15 - It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it. 16 - Man who drive like hell bound to get there. 17 - Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. 18 - Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. 19 - Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs. 20 - Man who fart in church sit in own pew. 21 - Crowded elevator smell different to midget. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonique 5 Report post Posted July 3, 2013 11 - Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites