Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Saran999 288]

A very simple game...

Some poor soul posts a wish

I wish I found a million dollars

The user below grants their wish, but screws it up in a horrible way. Sort of like R.L. Stein's Be Careful What You Wish For

Granted, but Charlie Sheen shows up at your house, get drunk and destroy everything, causing more than a $1 million of damages to you and your neighbors

 

So, first wish

 

I wish to win $1 billion at the public lottery

[oobydooby 16]

You win....... but it is delivered in small change which causes your house to collapse into a bottomless pit which also swallows the money.

 

I wish...I had the brains of Einstein.

[Saran999 288]

Granted.... but your other body parts are removed!

 

I wish I had a date with Rosamund Pike

[PCGuru 1]

You did, don't you remember?  You woke up with somebody else though....

 

I wish I could solve all of the world's problems.

[Senpai Cat 44]

Done, but in return you must suffer great loss and personal tragedies which in the end wind up having the ripple effect, thus causing problems to those around you and so forth.

 

I wish I knew how to cook top level gourmet foods and the money to purchase the necessary ingredients.

[oobydooby 16]

Granted, but you develop a loathing for cleanliness and your hygiene is so poor nobody will eat your food.

 

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Saran999 288]

Granted, and when your desire is high enough and you crave for it, you don't have anyone that will grant your wish

 

I wish to become Admin in CyberPhoenix board team

[Tech 425 3,942]

Granted and when you become Admin of The Greatest Place to be on the Internet, I Ban you

 

I wish for Gum Drops (Dang it my Daughter is in my head )

[Senpai Cat 44]

Granted but the gum drops are expired and contain bacteria that causes you to develop a cancerous finger.

 

I wish I knew my way around any place in the world.

[Saran999 288]

Granted, but then you become a prisoner in a small and very deep pit, unable to move, but with endless supplies of water and food

 

I wish to walk on Mars and explore it totally

[lickmyshorts 64]

granted but you soon run out of  food water and oxygen

 

I wish I was the king of the internet

[oobydooby 16]

Your wish is granted, Sire.  Sadly the internet crashes around you and nobody ever gets back online,

 

I wish I could lose a little weight

[Saran999 288]

Granted, but was the weight of your keys, so you don't feel them anymore in your pocket and you loose them, don't having the possibility to get back into your car, or enter in your house, or opening your bank secure box, where all your money and valuables where stored.

 

I wish I could have my eyes as piercing and strong as those of an healthy and young eagle, not those of a puppy eagle, but a young adult eagle. So, I keep my eyes, but they become stronger and more piercing, ok? No kidding...

[Saa212 570]

Granted ... But the things you see will only be in Black and White ....

 

I Wish if i could tamed all the devils inside / outside