parker216 101 Report post Posted October 4, 2013 Little Johhny's parents got a phone call from the lifeguard at the community pool. He stated that one of them must come and pick little johhny up right this moment! When Johhny's father asked why, the lifeguard responded, "He has urinated in the pool." The father laughed lightly and said, "Well hell, I'll bet you have urinated in the pool at least once in your life haven't you?" The lifeguard said, "Maybe, but not while standing on the highest diving board!!!!!". Johhny's father quickly went to pick him up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites