What it takes to be an husband...

[Saran999 288]

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared
and said, "I want the men to make two lines: One line for the men who were
true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were
dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the
men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line
of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves; I
created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and
have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn
from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this
line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."