ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted November 5, 2013 A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud roosterfor his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the old roosterand says "Ok, old fellow, time to retire."The old rooster says "You can't handle all these chickens....look atwhat it did to me!"The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this.Time for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take ahike."The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon.....just let me have the two old hensover in the corner. I won't bother you."The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm takingover!"So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the youngrooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race with youaround the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chickencoop."The young rooster says, "You know I'm going to beat you, old man, justto be fair, I'm even going to give you a head start."They line up in back of the farm house, get a chicken to cluck "Go!"and the old rooster takes off running.About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him.They round the front of the farm house and the young rooster is onlyabout 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on,grabs his shotgun and BOOM! he blows the young rooster to bits.He sadly shakes his head and says "Dammit, third gay rooster I boughtthis week!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlebit 247 Report post Posted November 8, 2013 Hehehehehehehehe to the wise old rooster! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonique 5 Report post Posted November 11, 2013 Awesome 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites