fawn 1 Report post Posted November 17, 2011 An old Woman went into a Pet shop wanting to buy a Parrot. The Pet shop Owner Brought her over to an Old Tethered Parrot. She Said , This parrot looks Old ,what can he do? The Pet Owner Said If you pull his Left leg he will Sing the Pled allegiance to The Flag And If you Pull his Right Leg he will Sing Amazing Grace. The Old Woman Said , What will Happen if you pull Both Legs. The Parrot Tilted his Head and Said ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fawn 1 Report post Posted November 17, 2011 Answer I'll fall on My Dam Ass you idiot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tamara986 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2011 lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CyberGod 1,234 Report post Posted November 19, 2011 lol :clap: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fawn 1 Report post Posted November 21, 2011 My Step Mother worked For fed ex for years, and Ill Tell you what ,sometimes She comes Up with the funnest things and sounds like a drunken salor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites