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"I'm so old that...

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"I'm so old that...

... I remember what it was like *before* the good old days.

... I knew the First of the Mohicans.

... my first beer was a New Milwaukee.

... when I was a boy Mad Magazine was only slightly peeved.

... undertakers think I'm an escapee.

... Abraham Lincoln's high school was named after me.

... AARP stopped sending me renewal notices.

... I broke the fountain of youth when I stuck my toe in it.

... I spent my college spring breaks partying in Sodom & Gomorrah.

... *everything* I buy has a lifetime guarantee.

... that's not hair on my head, it's mold.

... I remember when the Garden of Eden was just a vacant lot.

... my dreams are sepia toned.

... monkeys evolved from me.

... I creak when I blink.

... my library card says "Alexandria."

... when I order a 3 minute egg they ask for the money up front."

 
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