ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted December 18, 2013 "I'm so old that...... I remember what it was like *before* the good old days.... I knew the First of the Mohicans.... my first beer was a New Milwaukee.... when I was a boy Mad Magazine was only slightly peeved.... undertakers think I'm an escapee.... Abraham Lincoln's high school was named after me.... AARP stopped sending me renewal notices.... I broke the fountain of youth when I stuck my toe in it.... I spent my college spring breaks partying in Sodom & Gomorrah.... *everything* I buy has a lifetime guarantee.... that's not hair on my head, it's mold.... I remember when the Garden of Eden was just a vacant lot.... my dreams are sepia toned.... monkeys evolved from me.... I creak when I blink.... my library card says "Alexandria."... when I order a 3 minute egg they ask for the money up front." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites