ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted April 24, 2014 This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll hislustful desires rise to a fever pitch.He is just about to put the hard word on her when she says, "I hope you don'tmind but I'm busting to have a piss".Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK whydon't you go behind these bushes".She nods in agreement and disappears behind the bushes.As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rollingdown her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed.Unable to contain himself for another moment, he reaches througha gap in the foliage, his hand touching her leg. He quickly brings hishand further up her thigh until suddenly he finds himself gripping a long,thick appendage hanging between her legs.He shouts in horror "My God, don't tell me your really a bloke!"."No" she replies", "I've changed my mind, I'm having a crap instead." 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markorply 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2014 even if she was a bloke...he's gone too far to change his mind, might as well finish what he started Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlebit 247 Report post Posted April 25, 2014 Now that's some serious crap!! LMAO!!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites