ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted July 24, 2014 A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still f*cking!" 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobDeleu 3 Report post Posted July 26, 2014 lol, an old one. I already heard this one like 15 years ago 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chibi_sensei 26 Report post Posted October 12, 2014 I didn't know this one O.O He isn't the boss for nothing 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vbins 105 Report post Posted January 26, 2018 good one 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted January 26, 2018 lmao good one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joerooty 225 Report post Posted January 26, 2018 Now that's a good one... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites