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Window error messages

1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

3) Press any key to continue or any other key to

quit.

4) Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.

7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want

to play another game?

9) Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive

now? (Y/Y)"

10) This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the

world. Please log off."

11) To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."

12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not

responding.

13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and

press any key.

14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C?

(Y/N)

15) File not found. Should fake it? (Y/N)

16) Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

17) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one?

(Y/N)

19) WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL

& PAPER.SYS)

20) User Error: Replace user.

21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it?

(Y/N)"

22) Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is

Past Due...

23) If you are an artist, you should know that Bill

Gates owns you

and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel

nice to have

security?

24) Required Government Warning: After we got caught

in cahoots

with the hardware manufacturers for trying to

needlessly fill

your hard drives, the following message is now

required as you

save your files in Word.

"Word has detected that you don't wish to save

your text file

as a lumpy and space wasting .doc format filled

with potential

viruses. Would you like to save your old

outdated ascii file

as a Word file anyway?"

25) Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen

software titles

have been deleted. The police are on the way.

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