Catching the lion mathematically

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Catching the lion mathematically

1. Newton's Method:

Let, the lion catch you...

For every action there is an equal and

opposite reaction...

Implies you have caught the lion (Assuming

that you're alive)...

2. Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the

lion...

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will

also

run faster and will get tired soon...

Now you can trap it easily...

3. Schrodinger Method:

At any given moment, there is a positive

probability

that the lion should be in the cage...

So set the trap, sit down and wait...

4. Inverse Transformation Method:

We place a spherical cage in the forest and

enter it...

Perform an inverse transformation with respect

to lion...

Lion's in and we are out!

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:

We construct a semi-permeable membrane which

allows

every thing to pass in it except the lions...

Then sweep the entire forest with it...

6. Integration Differentiation Method:

Integrate the forest over the entire the

area...

The lion is some where in the result...

So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t.

the lion

to trace out the lion...

7. The Sardar's Method:

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Don't try. You'll get caught by the lion...