Ramayan Retold in Computer terms

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Ramayan Retold in Computer terms

> >RAMAYANA - A Case Study

> >

 

> >LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there

ruled a PROCESSOR named

> >DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM

after which his

>queens

> >gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat

and SED-rughana.

> >

> >RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent

MEMORY. His brothers,

> >however,

> >were only PERIPHERAL ICs.

> >

> >Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess

'C'ta.

> >

> >12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM

as his successor.

> >However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once

offered a boon by

>DOS-rat

> >for

> >a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity

at the instigation of

>her

> >BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her

son Bug-rat be

> >INSTALLED

> >and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years.

At this cruel and

> >unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and

he collapsed,

> >power-less.

> >

> >RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to

LOGIN with him.

>LSI-man

> >was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.

The forest was the

> >dwelling

> >of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van,

PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.

Attracted

> >by

> >RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,

politely

> >declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of

her distress, she

> >hastened

> >to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka,

where RAW-van,

moved by

> >Transistor’s plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha.

MAR-icha

REPROGRAMED

> >himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM

deep into

> >the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the

deer, who, with his

>last

> >breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's

voice.

> >

> >Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,'C'ta urged

LSI-man to his brother's

>aid.

> >Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta

from her LIBRARY and

> >changed

> >her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

> >

>-----------------------------------------------------

> >INTERVAL

>-----------------------------------------------------

> >

> >RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the

missing ‘C’ta all over the

> >forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM

ADMINISTRATOR

>SU-greev

> >and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev

agreed to help RAM.

> >SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful

'SEARCH' techniques to

> >FIND

> >the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all

around the

>INTER-NETworked

> >forests.

> >

> >Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not

to forget the 'WEB

> >CRAWLERS'(Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK'

something about ‘C’ta.

Some

> >of

> >them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up

with 'NOT

> >FOUND' MESSAGES. Several other SEARCH techniques

proved useless.

Ha-NEUMAN

> >devised a

> >RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at

an astonishing

CLOCK

> >SPEED.

> >Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka.

After doing some local

> >SEARCH,

> >Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE

STRUCTURE.

> >

> >Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify

himself to 'C'ta. After

> >DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked

him to send a

>STATUS_OK

> >MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS

around ‘C’ta

captured

> >Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using

pyro-techniques. But

Ha-NEUMAN

> >managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS

'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily

> >pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the

STATUS MESSAGES to RAM

>and

> >SU-greev.

> >

> >RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM

head-on and prepared

for the

> >battle. One of the RAW-wan’s SUN (son) almost

DELETED RAM & LSI-man

>with

> >a

> >powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to

some ACTIVE-X gradients

> >and

> >

> >REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE

> >secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out

RAW-wan's presence on

>earth.

> >After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and

spreaded his

MICRO

>SOFT

> >WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS

and every one

>lived

> >happily ever after.