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Dr. Seuss on aging!!

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A - Z of getting old

The
A
-
Z
of getting old

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A
's for arthritis;
B
's the bad back,
C
's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?

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D
is for dental decay and decline,
E
is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F
is for fissures and fluid retention,
G
is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

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H
high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I
for incisions with scars you can show.
J
is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K
is for knees that crack when they bend.
L
's for libido, what happened to sex?
M
is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N
is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O
is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

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P
for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q
is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R
is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

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S
is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T
is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U
is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V
for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

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W
for worry, now what's going 'round?
X
is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y
for another year I'm left here behind,
Z
is for zest I still have-- in my mind!

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I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!

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