kenner 266 Report post Posted October 15, 2011 Little Clarence came home from his Flin Flon school one day slightly confused. His Mother was Jewish and his father was a native. So Clarence asks,"Mommy, am I more Jewish or more native?" "What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him. So, when his father arrived home, Little Clarence asks the same question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more native?" "What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more native?" asks his dad. "Well, it's like this dad. Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to jew him down to $25, or wait until it's dark and steal the fucking thing." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daytrader 203 Report post Posted October 15, 2011 hehe... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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