CyberGod 1,234 Report post Posted October 4, 2011 Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Idiot: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! (Here at least one cannot call him idiot) ———————————- Interviewer: what is your birth date? idiot: 13th October Which year? idiot: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR ———————————- Manager asked idiot at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Idiot replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. ———————————- After returning back from a foreign trip, idiot asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Idiot: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? ———————————- One tourist from U.S.A. asked Idiot: Any great man born in this village??? Idiot: no sir, only small Babies!!! ———————————- When Idiot was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Idiot shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive. ———————————- Idiot: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Idiot: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. ———————————- Idiot: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Idiot: I told I Love her, but she said her slippers are new. ———————————- Friend: I got a brand new Ford Explorer for my wife! Idiot: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!! ———————————- Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Idiot: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Idiot: Bcoz it is Black & White ———————————- Idiot attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Idiot: If you give me the address I will go there sir. ———————————- Idiot in airplane going 2 Bombay . While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ” Air hostess said: “Be silent.” Idiot: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay” ———————————- Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, GANDHI and BUDHA?” Idiot: “All are born on government holidays…!!! ———————————- Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Idiot: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. [MERGETIME=1317732785][/MERGETIME] Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call". Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame? Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?" Smart Sardar Replied: "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!" Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU" Sardarji replied: "I Mr YOU" !!. Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key Doctor: When? Sardar: 3 Months Ago Dr:Wat were u doing till now? Sardar: We were using duplicate key Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road??? Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office.... After finishing MBBS, Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said: Torch is okay" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
