uk666 5,298 Report post Posted February 7, 2017 Marriage Quotes When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – Lee Majors After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. – Al Gore By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. – Mike Tyson The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want? – George Clooney I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. – Bill Clinton “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” – George W. Bush “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Rudy Giuliani “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” – Michael Jordan “I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! – Donald Trump Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you’re right, shut up. – Shaquille O’Neal The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… – Kobe Bryant You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. – David Hasselhoff My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. – Alec Baldwin A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. – Barack Obama Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. – Tommy Lee A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” – Brad Pitt First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” – David Letterman “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes Suffer…ing! – Jay Leno 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disassembled 249 Report post Posted February 9, 2017 The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. ~ Groucho Marx Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. ~ Mae West A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank. ~ Unknown “Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts” ~ Jeff Foxworthy “I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.” ~ Lyndon B. Johnson “Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.” ~ Minnie Pearl "Behind every great man there is a surprised woman." ~ Maryon Pearson (¯`·._.··¸.-~*´¨¯¨`*~-.,-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*~-.¸··._.·´¯) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
