Loving someone-Definitions

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THE ORIGINAL VERSION:

If you love something,

Set it free...

If it comes back, it's yours,

If it doesn't, it never was yours....

 

 

 

THE PESSIMIST VERSION:

If you love somebody,

Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

 

 

 

THE OPTIMIST VERSION:

If you love somebody,

Set her free ...

Don't worry, she will come back.

 

 

 

THE LAWYER'S VERSION:

If you love somebody,

Set her free...

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second

amendment of the matrimonial Freedom Act clearly

states that...

 

 

 

 

THE BILL GATES VERSION:

If you love somebody,

Set her free...

If she comes back,

I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and

tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

 

 

 

THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:

If you love somebody,

Don't ever set her free.

 

 

 

 

THE MARKETING VERSION:

If you love somebody,

Set her free...

If she comes back, she has brand loyalty

If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets

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Love is always free

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