Short Jokes Post – Keep The Jokes Short And Funny

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Do you want to hear a joke about pizza……Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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What kind of driver has no arms or legs……A screwdriver.

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall……A ruler.

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Why did the computer squeak……Someone stepped on its mouse.

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How does the ocean say hello……It waves.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school……He wanted to go to high school!

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What did the one penny say to the other penny……We make perfect cents.

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter……Holes.

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What did one hair say to the other……It takes two to tangle!

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Why would Snow White make a great judge……She was the fairest in the land.

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What kind of underwear to reporters wear……News briefs.

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What did one wall say to the other……I’ll meet you at the corner

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Where do you learn to make banana splits……In sundae school.

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Why did the strawberry call 911......It was in a jam!

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What did Tennessee……The same thing Arkansas.

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Why was the tarantula wearing a disguise……Because it was a spy-der.

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What do you say to a shark with headphones on……Anything you want. It won’t hear you.

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Why didn’t the girl take the bus home......Because her mom would make her take it back.

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Why was the baseball game so hot……Because all the fans left!

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil……Pointless

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Why is Peter Pan always flying……He’s from Neverland.

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How do you fix a broken vegetable……With tomato paste.

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Have you tried blindfold archery……You don’t know what you’re missing.

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What is Joker’s favourite candy……Snickers.

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What do you give a lemon in distress……Lemonade.