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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer……A hot dog.

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Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

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What is Claustrophobia……The fear of Santa Claus.

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What do you call a thieving alligator……A crookodile.

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What's the difference between love and marriage……Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.

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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

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Borrow money from a pessimist……They don't expect it back.

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What did one Frenchman say to the other……I have no idea; I don't speak French.

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Boycott shampoo……Demand the REAL poo!

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Why do melons have weddings……Because they cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between love and marriage……Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

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Why did the pony go to the doctor……Because it was a little horse.

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How do bees get to school……By school buzz!

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow……A watch dog.

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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory……All I did was take a day off.

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What do you call two birds in love……Tweet-hearts.

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I signed up for a marathon……But how will I know if it’s the real deal or just a run through.

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When you have a bladder infection……Urine trouble.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve……Sandy Claws.

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What did the drummer call his twin daughters……Anna One, Anna Two.

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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

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What do dentists call their x-rays……Tooth pics!

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Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon……It had great food, but no atmosphere.

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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible?” …… “Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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