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What is a snake’s favourite subject……Hiss-tory.

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Do you want to hear a construction joke……Sorry, I’m still working on it.

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What did the juicer say to the orange during self-quarantine……Can’t wait to squeeze you.

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What do you call a lonely cake……Deserted!

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Relationships are a lot like algebra……Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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How does a dog stop a video……He presses the paws button.

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Someone told me that I should write a book. I said……That’s a novel concept.

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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other……Do you know how to drive this thing.

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What did the candle say to the other candle……I’m going out tonight.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride……Holly Davidson.

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I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park……That is wrong on so many levels.

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 What do you call a snowman in the desert……A puddle.

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I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high……She looked surprised.

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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

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What is a parent’s favourite Christmas carol……Silent night!

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What is a spaceman’s favourite chocolate……A marsbar!

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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

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Why do cows go to New York……To see the moosicals.

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat ……A scaredy cat.

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus……It was in tents.

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Why do ducks have feathers……To cover their butt quacks.

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What kind of key can’t open any doors……A turkey.

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What does a nosey pepper do……It gets jalapeño business. 

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Why should you never trust stairs……They’re always up to something.

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What did the alien say to the garden……Take me to your weeder.

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