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The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her.......Only you........All the others kept me awake.

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The wife's back on the warpath again.......She wanted to make a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

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After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.......But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better......So I thought, "Screw it, soldier on!"

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My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly......I'm not a fan.

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My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

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