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What do you give prisoners for dessert……Jaily-Beans

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Why do bees hum……Because they don't know the words

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How do people stop being crooks……They straighten themselves out!

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Who never minds being interrupted in the middle of a sentence……A convict

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What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mug shot......A cellfie

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Why are inmates so angry all the time……Cause they have bad cell service. 

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What's an inmates favourite fishing equipment……Jail bait 

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My wife was counting all the 1p’s and 2p’s out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason…….I thought to myself……She’s going through that change.

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Why did the credit card go to jail……It was guilty as charged.

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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me……A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.

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What's an inmates favourite place to hangout……At the bars 

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Why did the banana go to the hospital……Because he wasn’t peeling well.

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What’s the slipperiest country……Greece.

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill……It ran out of juice.

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What do postal workers do when they’re mad……They stamp their feet.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp……The players dribble a lot.

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Why is tennis such a loud game……Because each player raises a racquet.

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Who earns a living by driving his customers away……A taxi driver.

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What two things can you not have for breakfast……Lunch and dinner.

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What did one eye say to the other……Between you and me, something smells.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team……She ran away from the ball.

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What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back……A stick.

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Why was the maths book sad……It had too many problems.

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How do hair stylists speed up their job……They take short cuts!

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What is a boxer’s favourite drink……Punch.

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