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What did Delaware……A brand New Jersey.

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Why did the barber cross the road……Because he did not believe in shortcuts!

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ALWAYS GIVE 100%......Unless you are giving blood.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher……One minds the train, one trains the mind.

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What do you call a walking clock……Time travel.

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier……You’re the only bright spot in my life.

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What’s a tree’s favourite drink……Rootbeer.

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Why did you throw the clock out the window……I wanted to see time fly. 

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What do you call a scared train……A fright train!

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What do you call a pig that does karate……A pork chop.

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Why did the thief take a shower……He wanted to make a clean getaway!

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What do you call a fairy who doesn’t take a bath......Stinker Bell.

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If the red house is on the left, the blue house is on the right, where is the White House......In Washington, D.C.

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What do you call two banana peels……Slippers.

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What kind of award does the dentist of the year get……A plaque.

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son……His son, because he’s a little Bigger!

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What is worse than having one baby screaming……Two babies screaming!

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed……To see how long he slept.

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How does NASA organise a party……They planet. 

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Why did the melon jump into the lake……It wanted to be a watermelon.

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What has four wheels and flies……A garbage truck.

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch……Because he wanted to be on time.

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What did the little boy’s mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym……Tell Jim to buy his own shoes.

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What has three letters and starts with gas……A car.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the “r” sound……Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!

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