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Did you hear about the artist who died……Too many strokes.

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Where does a cow hang his paintings……In a mooooseum.

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Did you hear about the attempt robbery at the museum……They had run out of gas a few blocks away when the police caught them, and they said……We didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

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What did the painter say to the wall……One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya.

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Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail……He had a brush with the law.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes……No one can eat just one potato ship.

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What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling……I got you covered.

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company……He was in shock for a week.

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How does Salvador Dali start his mornings……With a bowl of surreal.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch……Fish and ships.

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When is a car not a car……When it turns into a garage.

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Why did the painter butter his toast with his fingers……To feel its texture. 

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Why did the tree go to the dentist……It needed a root canal.

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What is always hot in the refrigerator……Chili

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What’s the name of the archaeologist that works at Scotland Yard……Sherlock Bones.

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What do you call a mixed media artist without a girlfriend……Homeless.

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Did you hear about the guy who stole all those paintings……He tried to brush it off, but I think he was framed.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank……To get his quarterback.

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become……Wet.

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What did the artist say to the rival……I Challenge you a doodle! 

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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game……He was caught stealing second base.

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Why did the artist get into an argument with the curator at the art gallery……He wasn't in the right frame of mind.

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